-> "Prude Prude Inhibited Men"
Original Song Title:
"Cool Cool Considerate Men"
Parody Song Title:
"Prude Prude Inhibited Men"
The Lyrics
(The parody's basic theme is that John Adams is a Patriotic Exhibitionist who never wears anything below the waist, and who is therefore trying to get Congress to approve a Declaration of Public Nudity)
(DICKINSON: )
Ohh-say
Do
You
See what I see?
Congress sitting here in breeches modestly
'Tis such grace
Upon this space
To not see John Adams place
Johnson in our face
And put
His buns before our eyes
His breeches down his thighs
And reveal what's in his fly
I say hose honor, hose honor!
(CONSERVATIVES: )
Hose honor! Hose honor!
(DICKINSON: )
And we're prudes.
Come ye prude, prude, conservative kin
Our tights may never ever re-veal our skin
We wear pants
When we dance
There's no chance
That our pants
Won't disguise
From ev'ry woman's eyes
That gaze upon us guys
Our well-endow-ed thighs
Come sing hose honor, hose honor!
(CONSERVATIVES: )
Hose honor! Hose honor!
(DICKINSON: )
In our breeding and our manner,
(CONSERVATIVES: )
We are prudes.
(DICKINSON: )
Come ye prude, prude, inhibited set
Our pants together will stay on, dry or wet
We're up-tight
Ever so up-tight
Never have we left
The house without our tights
Let our rule
Be always to be cool
And never like a fool
Display a fam'ly jewel
(CONSERVATIVES: )
Come sing hose honor! Hose honor!
(DICKINSON: )
Emblazoned, on our banner, is "Be Prude".
( instrumental )
(CONSERVATIVES: )
What we wear
We
Wear
So modestly
(DICKINSON: )
We never, ever go out half-dressed, not we!
(CONSERVATIVES: )
Why begin
To start showing off our skin
(DICKINSON: )
For if we show our skin
You'll see that we aren't thin
(RUTLEDGE: )
We say John Adams acts so crudely
Why should we dress nudely?
(CONSERVATIVES: )
We prude, prude men.
( instrumental )
(spoken)
(DICKINSON: )
Mr. Hancock -- you're a man of modesty -- one of us. Why don't you join us in our minuet? Why do you persist in dressing like John Adams? Good Lord, sir, you don't even like him.
(singing)
(HANCOCK: )
That is true
I'm annoyed to see his fuzz
But still I get a buzz
Showing my Johnson like he does
(spoken)
(DICKINSON: )
But why -- for personal glory? For a place in history?
Be careful, sir -- history will brand Mr. Adams and his followers as flashers!
(HANCOCK: )
Flashers of what, Mr. Dickinson -- the American soul, or the American flag-pole?
Fortunately there are not enough men of modesty in America to dictate dress-codes.
(DICKINSON: )
Perhaps not...but don't forget that most men with almost nothing would rather protect the illusion of being
well-endowed than expose their infinitesimal manhood ... and that is why, they will dress like us!
(singing)
(CONSERVATIVES: )
So up-tight
Ever so up-tight
Never have we left
The house without our tights
When it's cold
A codpiece made of gold
On Johnson we will hold
Pretending to be bold
(DICKINSON: )
I sing hose honor! Hose honor!
In a sane, and lucid manner,
We are prudes!
(CONSERVATIVES: )
We're the prude, prude, inhibited men,
Whose like may never ever be seen again!
We wear pants
When we dance
There's no chance
That our pants
Will feel cold
A codpiece made of gold
On Johnson we will hold
Pretending to be bold
We say John Adams acts so crudely!
Why should we dress nudely?
We
Prude,
Prude,
Prude,
Prude,
Prude,
Prude -
Prude,
Prude,
Prude,
Prude,
Prude,
Prude -
Prude -- Prude -- MEN !!!
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