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Song Parodies -> "Won't Pay (Jizya)"

Original Song Title:

"Replay"

Original Performer:

Zendaya

Parody Song Title:

"Won't Pay (Jizya)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The plea of the Yazidis on top of Mount Sinjar...
Sit high atop
With no food, so hot, our Mount Sinjar
Hunted down, we climbed up
As blood flows, our blood flows (flows)
IS won't stop, on the move
Fighters everywhere (here and there)
Hope the US cares, F/A-18s in the air

We are facing soon a defeat, but still want the world to know, y-yeah the world to know, that we have no place to go
We are facing soon a defeat, but still want the world to know, y-yeah the world to know, that we have no place to go

Won't pay (jizya)*
To Melek-Ta'us** we will pray,
For deliverance without de-lay,
All the faithful on their knees pray,
For a new day
Sad
For all the fallen that have been slain,
40,000 trapped on this mountain, pray
For deliverance without de-lay

Sit high atop
With no food, so hot, our Mount Sinjar
Men, women, and children dying,
Won't somebody help us please?
Sh-sh-sh-sh-shelling
Shelling so close, one can feel it
K-k-k-killing, killing, killing
Yazidis down below

We are facing soon a defeat, but still want the world to know, y-yeah the world to know, that we have no place to go
We are facing soon a defeat, but still want the world to know, y-yeah the world to know, that we have no place to go

Won't pay (jizya)
To Melek-Ta'us we will pray,
For deliverance without de-lay,
All the Harans on their knees pray,
For a new day
Sad
For all the fallen that have been slain,
40,000 trapped on this mountain, pray
For deliverance without de-lay

Feeling small, feeling small, want to climb back down
We're so lost, so lost up on the high ground
US, please send in more planes (pleae send in more) more planes
Dropping iron rain, on the IS gains

Won't pay (jizya)
To Melek-Ta'us we will pray,
For deliverance without de-lay,
All the Harans on their knees pray,
For a new day
Sad
For all the fallen that have been slain,
40,000 trapped on this mountain, pray
For deliverance without de-lay

We pray

Yeah, we pray
Jizya= ISIL religious fine
Melek-Ta'us= Yazidi Peacock Angel

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Josephus - August 11, 2014 - Report this comment
The companion piece to this could be "Masada." The defenders – almost one thousand men, women and children – burnt down the mountain-top fortress where they had held out against the Romans for three years, and killed each other. The Zealots cast lots to choose 10 men to kill the remainder. They then chose among themselves the one man who would kill the survivors. That last Jew then killed himself.

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