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Song Parodies -> "Valkyrie"

Original Song Title:

"Clarity"

Original Performer:

Zedd ft. Foxes

Parody Song Title:

"Valkyrie"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Who can forget Sandahl Bergman as Valeria in "Conan the Barbarian?"
A war weary battle maid
Red Brotherhood was her life
Pirate, Aquilonian
Striking beauty- sacrificed

Cat-like stealth, larcenous past
Loved Conan the Cimmerian
She struck her blows lightning fast
Hit the snake cult, killed their men

Brigand, just another thief
Stealing gems with utmost speed
Fighting on relentlessly
In flight as the arrow flies

Lithe, with body so lovely
Her crimson stones so shiny
Conan was her destiny, but
poison caused her breath to cease

For Conan, a tragedy
Thulsa Doom insanity
Savage inhumanity, yet
returned as mighty Valkyrie

Battle mounds, of torment- pain
Hammer, sword of evil men
Blinded, Rexor hits the ground
Conan saved by “vision” friend

[A familiar voice]
“Do you want to live forever?”

Valeria, sweet Valkyrie
Shimmering, with attitude
With Conan had a love so deep
Sword of justice, sweeping move

Evil thwarted, Conan stood
Sliced and diced Rexor so good...
Hacked and mauled Rexor so good...

VALERIA!!!

Lithe, with body so lovely
Her crimson stones so shiny
Conan was her destiny, but
poison caused her breath to cease

For Conan, a tragedy
Thulsa Doom insanity
Savage inhumanity, yet
returned as mighty Valkyrie

Returns as mighty Valkyrie
Sword blow was a mighty deed
Lead Conan to victory
Back from the dead. CROM!!! Indeed!!!

For Conan, a tragedy
Thulsa Doom insanity
Savage inhumanity, yet
returns the mighty Valkyrie

Forever, HIS mighty Valkyrie

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