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Song Parodies -> "Battle Lines (Fight Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Monster High (Fright Song)"

Original Performer:

Wendy Trilling

Parody Song Title:

"Battle Lines (Fight Song)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Combat roles now open to US female soldiers...
(Oh, We women are thrilled )

Female combat troops will have their day
There's nothing left we have to prove
We know that we’re different
But under fire will not lose our cool

We know exactly what to do!

Camo still fits our style, body armor- curves denial
We are dangerous, yeah dangerous
Let us loose- can‘t be beat. Oh yeah, we can take the heat
Take us serious
This is where the tough girls rule

Battle, Battle Lines
Battle Lines
Battle, Battle Lines
Lead on, we won’t cry
Battle Lines
Even if war takes our lives

With our brothers, heads held high!

Battle, Battle Lines
Battle Lines
Battle, Battle Lines
Land, ocean , and sky
Battle Lines
This is where we’ll fight and die

With our brothers, head held high!

From our mission we’ll never depart
Because we’ve got fight, we’ve got heart
Just like astronauts that reached the moon
The wait is over, it’ll be OUR time soon
No more denials, we are so riled
Gonna take on enemies oh-so vile (uh-huh)
We are far from meek and mild
These are our boots, our M4s too
Combat’s a role that we now choose
We’re ready to roll, turn us loose!

Don’t have to ask, we’re up to task
Honoring the Red, White, and Blue
Our turn to smile, goal was realistic
War isn‘t fun… mostly sadistic…

But it’s our fight, even if risky!

Camo still fits our style, body armor- curves denial
We are dangerous, yeah dangerous
Let us loose- can‘t be beat. Oh yeah, we can take the heat
Take us serious
This is where the tough girls rule

Battle, Battle Lines
Battle Lines
Battle, Battle Lines
Lead on, we won’t cry
Battle Lines
Even if war takes our lives

With our brothers, heads held high!

Battle, Battle Lines
Battle Lines
Battle, Battle Lines
Land, ocean , and sky
Battle Lines
This is where we’ll fight and die

With our brothers, heads held high!

B-A-T-T-L-E
Battle, Battle, foreign wars
B-A-T-T-L-E
Battle, Battle, been there before
Battle, Battle, been there before

Iraq, Afghan logistic support (and more)!

Battle, Battle Lines
Battle Lines
Battle, Battle Lines
Lead on, we won’t cry
Battle Lines
Even if war takes our lives

With our brothers, heads held high!

Battle, Battle Lines
Battle Lines
Battle, Battle Lines
Land, ocean , and sky
Battle Lines
This is where we’ll fight and die

With our brothers, heads held high!

We've got spirit, yes we do
We've got spirit, and curves too
We’ve got spirit, and curves too

21st century on the move…

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Old Man Ribber - January 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - I'm sure every female soldier can kick my aged out-of-shape butt without breaking a sweat. I just hope that, as with all government orders and plans that have some (but not all) origins in political considerations and correctness, there will not be the usual "unforeseen" consequences. ;D
Rob Arndt - January 28, 2013 - Report this comment
I have never understood WHY it is so hard for males to accept females as soldiers. In WW2 the USSR allowed women to fly fighters, bombers, strike aircraft, and fight as snipers, machine gunners, tankers, and be MPs as well. Naval is understandable with the cramped quarters and single toilet, hot-bunking, etc...

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