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Song Parodies -> "Slutty"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Thought I would parody Weird Al's latest :)
I'm so slutty wearing rubber in bed
But I dominate in my “second skin”
See my rock hard nipples on display
Down further you can go, but I’ll make you pay

That's just my way

Because I’m slutty
Maybe skirt with stockings... if you're into school girl stuff
Because I’m slutty
Put dark eye shadow on, skimpy undies mask my muff
Because I’m slutty
Never let you forget how I did it all for you
Because I’m slutty
But that's OK, I made your fantasy come true

I will do a chick, lick her like a cat

Well, I like pretty girls... but just not fat, not into THAT!

Eeew, gross!!!

Now I’m dropping knees almost constantly

Doin' “hummers” so the guys get pleased

Here’s why:

Because I’m slutty
Wear multi-color wigs with Kylie's gold hot pants
Because I’m slutty
Or maybe a corset, if your into Victorian that
Because I’m slutty
I think it’s fun choosing lingerie for review
Because I’m slutty
I think this leopard skin will bring the animal outta you

Naked wearing fur too!
No panties in public for an upskirt view!!!

Ain't no shame, in struttin'
Ain't no shame to satisfy
Ain't no shame, in struttin'
Queen of sex pretend
Ain't no shame, in struttin'
It's just a game, every girl should try
Ain't no shame, in struttin'
Queen of sex pretend am I

I'm slutty!!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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Jonathan - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment
what is Weird Al's song a parody of? oh well it's probably better than the original anyway 455
Rob Arndt - July 28, 2014 - Report this comment
It's a spoof off of Pharrell's "Happy!"

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