-> "Courtesy of the NRA"
Original Song Title:
"Party in the CIA"
Parody Song Title:
"Courtesy of the NRA"
The Lyrics
I moved out to Idaho recently
With a simple survivalist dream:
Want to build myself a compound
Challenge the Anti-Gun regime
Those men of the ATF with their masked faces
Labeling people that own guns as “nutcases“
Agents on my property gonna stagger,
Gonna hit ‘em with AKs, watch ‘em splatter
I'm feelin' patriotic and I'm really kinda wishing
Those Commies would come callin’ on a covert mission
That's when I would load up on ammo
And put my thigh holster on!
Got my magazine carriers on!
And I got my auto-shotgun drawn!
So I get my military stuff,
Preparing for a kill,
They may show up now any day!
Tappin' my phones isn‘t OK, readin' my file isn‘t OK,
Cross my property line and MFs are gonna pay!!!
Yeeeaaahhh, my weapons are courtesy of the NRA!
Yeeeaaahhh, my weapons are courtesy of the NRA!
I've done a couple of crazy things that have almost got me arrested,
Like sawin’ off shotgun barrels and Hellfire switch testin’
Step on my property, buddy, will you?
I’ll put a bead on you and then kill you!
Want to question my gun collection?
Got a machine gun to answer that question!
Don’t trust them DEMs or that black American dictator
Shoot the ATF down like I was the “Terminator”!
Wanna watch them walk right into my laser sight,
And my selector switch is on (F),
And my selector switch is on (F),
And another agent's gone!
Yeah, you've got your gun cops all over America, from D.C to L.A.
Pickin’ on citizens No Way!, F--kin’ with patriots No Way!
ATF are the scum of the earth, and I’ll fight them night and day!
Yeeeaaahhh, my weapons are courtesy of the NRA!
Yeeeaaahhh, my weapons are courtesy of the NRA!
Need a gun to survive?
Look no further, NRA can supply!
Got to stand up for Second Amendment rights,
And if you have to… start a fierce fire-fight!
Better put your weapons down and get off my land,
Or else I’m gonna blow you away!
Shootin’ at you is OK,
Fillin’ you with holes is OK,
Messin’ with my rights I don't like,
God bless America and the NRA!
Yeeeaaahhh, my weapons are courtesy of the NRA!
Yeeeaaahhh, my weapons are courtesy of the NRA!
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