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Song Parodies -> "Courtesy of the NRA"

Original Song Title:

"Party in the CIA"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Courtesy of the NRA"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Weird Al did a parody of Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA" and now I am doing a parody of that parody!!!
I moved out to Idaho recently
With a simple survivalist dream:
Want to build myself a compound
Challenge the Anti-Gun regime

Those men of the ATF with their masked faces
Labeling people that own guns as “nutcases“
Agents on my property gonna stagger,
Gonna hit ‘em with AKs, watch ‘em splatter

I'm feelin' patriotic and I'm really kinda wishing
Those Commies would come callin’ on a covert mission

That's when I would load up on ammo
And put my thigh holster on!
Got my magazine carriers on!
And I got my auto-shotgun drawn!

So I get my military stuff,
Preparing for a kill,
They may show up now any day!

Tappin' my phones isn‘t OK, readin' my file isn‘t OK,
Cross my property line and MFs are gonna pay!!!

Yeeeaaahhh, my weapons are courtesy of the NRA!
Yeeeaaahhh, my weapons are courtesy of the NRA!

I've done a couple of crazy things that have almost got me arrested,
Like sawin’ off shotgun barrels and Hellfire switch testin’
Step on my property, buddy, will you?
I’ll put a bead on you and then kill you!

Want to question my gun collection?
Got a machine gun to answer that question!

Don’t trust them DEMs or that black American dictator
Shoot the ATF down like I was the “Terminator”!
Wanna watch them walk right into my laser sight,
And my selector switch is on (F),
And my selector switch is on (F),
And another agent's gone!

Yeah, you've got your gun cops all over America, from D.C to L.A.
Pickin’ on citizens No Way!, F--kin’ with patriots No Way!
ATF are the scum of the earth, and I’ll fight them night and day!

Yeeeaaahhh, my weapons are courtesy of the NRA!
Yeeeaaahhh, my weapons are courtesy of the NRA!

Need a gun to survive?
Look no further, NRA can supply!
Got to stand up for Second Amendment rights,
And if you have to… start a fierce fire-fight!

Better put your weapons down and get off my land,
Or else I’m gonna blow you away!
Shootin’ at you is OK,
Fillin’ you with holes is OK,
Messin’ with my rights I don't like,
God bless America and the NRA!

Yeeeaaahhh, my weapons are courtesy of the NRA!
Yeeeaaahhh, my weapons are courtesy of the NRA!




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Ann O'Nym - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
If the narcs want you bad enough, they'll sell you the illegal guns so they'll have something to bust you for.
WCJ - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Nothing better than a parody of a parody, especially when it's a Weird Al parody! 555! :-)
Rob Arndt - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
I do not subscribe to the survivalist mentality, but what happened at Ruby Ridge will never be forgotten and the ATF could have arrested David Koresh inside town instead of that disaster of WACO. Police/ATF/Govt doesn't like it when people have many guns, no matter if you have a record or not. I am 47 with no criminal record at all and yet have had many arsenals of weapons in my life. Just the very sight of an AK or MAK-90, AR-15, or anything in 5.56 or 7.62 is gonna make them want to kill you or confiscate under color of authority. I am now sick and sold my guns in a time when there are less police and society is becoming more violent- desperate to survive.
I H8 Idahell - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
I have been in Idaho for over a year and you are correct about some of these "survivalist" traits you list. However you omitted an extreme "Christian" element, harsh racism (they leave pamphlets around that tell you it's OK to off the largest racial minority in Idaho - Native Americans) and often they preach separation of Idaho, Oregon, Washington state and British Columbia to form an exclusive "white nation" after a nuclear war occurs. As for David Koresh he was wanted for weapons charges and pedophilism. The ATF got tired of pussyfooting and shot teargas into the compound. They had him holed up and wanted to arrest him right NOW. What happened next depends on what you saw and/or what somebody said.
Preacher Cruz - April 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Any person who preaches, teaches or advocates mistreatment of others based on "race" is no Christian. We are all ONE race. Look up Race in America and the Bible or visit www.kjv-truth-ministries.org As far as the gun VS anti-gun debate... It is pretty simple. There is NO way to prevent criminals from having guns.. That being said, WHY should normal people ever be asked to get rid of their weapons?

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