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Song Parodies -> "First Math Problems"

Original Song Title:

"First World Problems"

Original Performer:

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"First Math Problems"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The first parody of "First Math Problems" ever made.
[Verse 1:]
My maid is going to school, so I wanted to ride the bus
When I do, the bell wants to ring, and wanted to do math
I want to eat breakfast, and then I want to proceed on math
Then I want to eat chicken, then I write my words for myself
Oh no, there's a math of problems in addition and decided to work
I want to get subtraction, addition, division and multiplication to work on
Some teenage student wants to add five plus seven is equal to twelve
I got

First math, first math problems
(First math problems)
First math, first math problems
(First math problems)
First math, first math problems

[Verse 2:]
I want to do my turn I want to do additional numbers
I want to make seven plus seven, and it was equal to fourteen
I will be an exciting genius, and tried to do a subtracting turn to do
It would be fifteen minus five, and it would be equal to ten and it sums up
I want to make their math easier, and wanted to get my own step to turn it on


[Verse 3:]
Can't remember how to do multiplication
It wanted to do five times five and it would be twenty-five and it sums up
The school is so big they want to be easier on the brain
Now on with the division and how to do your work
It would be twenty-one divided by seven and it
would be three and it goes on to the next class

[Chorus x2]

That's it for now! Bye-bye.

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