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Song Parodies -> "Luke, Come Train With Me"

Original Song Title:

"Shut Up and Dance"

Original Performer:

Walk the Moon

Parody Song Title:

"Luke, Come Train With Me"

Parody Written by:

E.S. Blofeld

The Lyrics

This takes place during Luke's training with Yoda on Dagobah
[Yoda Chorus]
You are our only hope to save the galaxy,
Resist the Dark Side's pull,
Oh, Luke, come train with me.
A Jedi is your destiny,
Use the Fo-o-orce,
And Luke, come train with me.

I know how you fought the Empire's might,
The Death Star exploded into the night,
But what happened on Hoth was just not right,
I felt a message from Kenobi,
Obi-Wan Kenobi,

[Obi-Wan's Spirit]
I'm sending Luke, please give him proper training,
I'd trust you with my life,

[Repeat Yoda Chorus]

You say I need to learn control,
I wish to achieve my lofty goal,
I must feel the Force flowing through my soul,
Oh, it binds us and surrounds us,
It's you who I will trust.

What must I do to be a Jedi master?
It seems so far away,

[Repeat Yoda Chorus]

Feel it surround you!

[As the guitar riff climaxes, Luke experiences his vision where he fights Darth Vader the cave]

Deep in my heart, I know I must face Vader,
I realize I must go solo,
I take your words, may I never forget them,
I will be back one day.

You are our only hope to save the galaxy,
Resist the Dark Side's pull,
Oh, Luke, come train with me.
A Jedi is your destiny,
Use the Fo-o-orce,
Just feel the Force!

It's now your time to fight to save the galaxy,
Just know there is no try,
Oh Luke, you trained with me.
Always moving, the Force will be,
May it be with you,
Oh Luke, you trained with me,
Oooh, oooh,
Oh Luke you trained with me!

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annda - February 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Thought I might know what this parody was about
Luke - February 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Sithspawn! Someone gave this 2's!
Claude Prez - September 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Nice; looks like someone's ready to pick up the Star Wars parody mantle since Cavanagh is apparently retired

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