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Song Parodies -> "English Teacher"

Original Song Title:

"Best Friend's Brother"

Original Performer:

Victoria Justice

Parody Song Title:

"English Teacher"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Autistic

The Lyrics

Never before have I such a great woman known
She's better than the girls on those new Disney shows
Every day, after lunch, her I do get to see
Oh, how I wish she and I could just run off and marry!

PRE-CHORUS:
About her I just cannot stop thinkin'!
I even dreamed about that lady last weekend!
I really wish out with her I could go,
But I don't, don't want my class to know!

CHORUS:
Yeah-eah-eah-eah!
My English teacher is the one for me!
Yeah-eah-eah-eah!
Cute, blond woman with a four-year degree!
Ashley Tisdale?
I don't need her!
'Cause I'm going to make that cute teacher mine!
Yeah-eah-eah-eah!
My English teacher is the one for me!
Ms. Jefferies! (Whoo!)
Ms. Jefferies! (Yeah!)
My English teacher, my English teacher!

I just know that Ms. J should so be my wife,
'Cause I've been a reader for my entire life!
She not only reads, she has kids do it, too!
But, when it's required, I would never say, "Ew!"

REPEAT PRE-CHORUS AND CHORUS

Ms. Jefferies! (Whoo!)
Ms. Jefferies! (Yeah!)
My English teacher, my English teacher!

'Cause she's such a dream, yeah!
You guys know what I mean!
I'm just so twitterpated!

REPEAT CHORUS

Ms. Jefferies! (Whoo!)
Ms. Jefferies! (Yeah!)
My English teacher, my English teacher!
[If any of you have ever had a crush on one or more of your teachers...this one is for you. :) ]

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Overall Rating: 3.3

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Rob Arndt - June 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Great song, 555!!! What guy didn't have a crush on one of his teachers growing up??? My first grade teacher loved me so much that she wanted to adopt me!!! She was a pretty young Polish blonde- pissed my German mom off really bad!!!

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