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Song Parodies -> "Mary, Scary, Hand"

Original Song Title:

"Ugly Hairy Plan"

Original Performer:

Veggietales (TV)

Parody Song Title:

"Mary, Scary, Hand"

Parody Written by:

John Lopez Munoz

The Lyrics

That's kinda like "Rock, Paper, Scissors" but it's a song.
Knight Gourd: It's Cheating Beauty with those adorable jumping scallops that were banished years ago!
Gnome Pea: Scallops? Please, we are peas! Do I look like a legume?
Knight Gourd: So cute, I could kick mine. Throw 'em in the cell?
King: Guards, let them go!
Knights Asparagus and Gourd, Gnome Peas: What?!?!?!?
King: All is forgiven. I'll make a dinner in Cheating's honor.
(Gnome Peas whooping)
King: Tonight we shall end this. (mirror laughs) I hear you laugh.
Barbara: For saking Cheating, her ashameness is so mary to her scary hand.
Bill: Except us.
Barbara: Oh, yeah. Let's go get the Duke!
Cheating: Sorry, I'm late. Must be this big turkey dinner. I'll go to bed.
King: Nonsense, here we welcome you to Puggslyville with a toast.
Cheating: I always burn toast.
King: A drink!
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