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Song Parodies -> "The Cruz House"

Original Song Title:

"The Loud House"

Original Performer:

TV theme songs

Parody Song Title:

"The Cruz House"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A song about a Brazilian couple, Ireneu Cruz and Jucicleide Silva, doing what Jimmy and Christine Hughes did in a dream sequence from the Yes, Dear television show... making sons until they get a daughter. They have 13 sons so far, but no daughter yet.
Father named all his sons
Mother never named one
They don't have a daughter yet

It's like James and Chris Hughes
Why make an excuse
Like adopt one of their nieces instead?

In the Cruz House, in the Cruz House
Which ones are feminine while the rest are masculine?
In the Cruz House, in the Cruz House
No girls, 13 boys (folks leave nothing to choice)

Cruz... Cruz... Cruz House

Soccer, all those boys love soccer
All brothers big and small, with their dad
None of them tend to be lonely
They grew up to be a sports team
Maybe this family's not bad

In the Cruz House, in the Cruz House
Gotta love mom and dad, nobody's getting bad
In the Cruz House, in the Cruz House
Not a single senorita (close but no Margarita)
In the Cruz House, in the Cruz House
13 boys, no girls (that proudly shook the world)

Cruz... Cruz... Cruz, Cruz House!

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