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Song Parodies -> "Power Rangers Klymaxx Heroes"

Original Song Title:

"Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger"

Original Performer:

Tsuyoshi Matsubara

Parody Song Title:

"Power Rangers Klymaxx Heroes"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I got to gather much of Klymaxx's song titles together in this one, so I pictured that band's members as Gokaigers as well.
Lorena Porter is the lady in red, Cheryl Cooley is the woman in blue
Bernadette Cooper is the babe in yellow, Lynn Malsby is the beauty in green
Joyce Irby is the hottie in pink, Robbin Grider is the chick in silver
They're the wildest, funkiest, never-been-missed Power Rangers team you've ever seen!

Never underestimate the power of the women who missed you
When heartbreakers are a mess in the private party
The men all have to pause, divas need some man-size... good love!

Klymaxx, Klymaxx, Klymaxx Heroes
Power Rangers, they are never zeroes
They are totally girl crazy in this sense, even some bad guys still say no
Klymaxx, Klymaxx, Klymaxx Heroes
Power Rangers, they are never zeroes
When there's men in the meeting in the ladies room, here come the sextet, not a trio
Wild multi-purpose girls in the band, Power Rangers... Klymaxx Heroes!

Lorena screams at the top of her lungs, Cheryl's playing by the rules
Bernadette's got the drama according to her, Lynn's more like a cutie pie
Joyce is the fender bender of the force, Robbin has never been spaced out
They're the not quite sexiest but over-the-top Power Rangers team you cannot deny!

If they want to love you tonight, catch you under lock and key
They think about you and when you kiss them
They're going in a hot dense act of "girl crazy" on you... for their sake!

Klymaxx, Klymaxx, Klymaxx Heroes
Power Rangers who are never zeroes
For the old dog in you, when they walk into the room, they're the greatest that you can't resist
Klymaxx, Klymaxx, Klymaxx Heroes
Power Rangers who are never zeroes
Why can't they let their love just pass you by? Entrust in their king-size fists!
Wild multi-purpose girls in the band, Power Rangers... Klymaxx Heroes!

Klymaxx, Klymaxx, Klymaxx Jump!
Power Rangers that are never zeroes
In a place where girls will be girls as they thought, the Maxx is still coming back
Klymaxx, Klymaxx, Klymaxx Heroes
Power Rangers that are never zeroes
They wear red, blue, yellow, green, pink, and silver, they don't include the one wearing black
Klymaxx, Klymaxx, Klymaxx Heroes
Power Rangers that are never zeroes
They ain't heavy, they're lovers, but they come out as fighters who are planning their attack
Wild multi-purpose girls in the band, Power Rangers... Klymaxx Heroes!

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