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Song Parodies -> "90 Ways To The End Of My Life"

Original Song Title:

"50 Ways To Say Goodbye"

Original Performer:

Train

Parody Song Title:

"90 Ways To The End Of My Life"

Parody Written by:

Taylor Smith

The Lyrics

If you like "Ways to Say you died", then like this.
Your heart is paralyzed
Your head was oversized
You'll take the high road like you should
I said it's meant to be
That it's not me, it's you
I'm leaving now for your own good

That's cool, but if your friends ask where I was, you're gonna say:

He was flying under the ground,
Saw a cricket and a boy flying.
Fell into a bucket o'slime!
I need help, I need help! I'm no good at this!
He got whacked by a fish
And nobody caught him
I stole everything that is his
I need help, I need help! I'm all out of rumors...
And ways to say this is the end of the world.

Your pride still feels the sting
I were your everything
Some day you'll find a love like mine (a love like mine)
He'll think I'm S-Cape
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Kwanzaa?

That's cool, but if your friends ask where I am, you're gonna say:

He ran into a fence,
Got set to the hospital.
Got run over by a chariot.
I need help, I need help! I'm no good at this!
He defeated a giant
And stole someone's duck
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of rumors....
And ways to say you died


I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to love...
But you don't want to

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

He was flying under the ground,
Saw a cricket and a boy flying.
Fell into a bucket o'slime!
I need help, I need help! I'm no good at this!
He got whacked by a fish
And nobody caught him
I stole everything that is his
I need help, I need help! I'm all out of rumors...
He ran into a fence,
Got set to the hospital.
Got run over by a chariot.
I need help, I need help! I'm no good at this!
He defeated a giant
And stole someone's duck
Danced to death at an east side night club
I need help, I need help! I'm all out of rumors...
And ways to say this is the end.




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