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Song Parodies -> "Hey, Old Bastard"

Original Song Title:

"Hey, Soul Sister"

Original Performer:

Train

Parody Song Title:

"Hey, Old Bastard"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

When you reach 65, they should give you a road test to see if you can still drive...... here's why:

The fresh blood stains on the pavement in the left hand lane
I saw you tailgate me
And so you went and made me blow my horn
Your bright high beams
They blinded me right to the point I could not see!
I knew when we collided, I'm the one you had broadsided
You're out of your mind!

Hey Old Bastard, can't you drive no faster?
On the road you go....very slow
You need to take some Geritol!
Hey Old Bastard, don't you understand?
A double line means keep to........ the right

Hey..... hey hey hey.......
Interstate 9, I cannot believe you drove across that line toward me
You were going the wrong direction!
Our bumpers made connection at 55......
I'm so upset!
You drove your car into my brand new red Corvette
I'll be suing you, gonna' get myself a lawyer
I got witnesses who saw ya' cross that line

Hey Old Bastard, can't you drive no faster?
On the road you go.... very slow
You need to take some Geritol!
Hey Old Bastard, don't you understand?
A double line means keep to..... the right

Well, you just cut me off!!
Viagra's not the only drug you need
So thanks, my car's f**ked up
And my head has got a nasty bump
I think I may need some help financially
I'll call my insurance company
I want the cops to see that you hit me

Hey Old Bastard, can't you drive no faster?
On the road you go.... very slow
You need to take some Geritol!
Hey Old Bastard, don't you understand?
A double line means keep to the right

Hey Old Bastard, don't you understand?
A double line means keep to...... the right
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (keep right)
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (keep right)

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