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Song Parodies -> "My Alibi"

Original Song Title:

"50 Ways To Say Goodbye"

Original Performer:

Train

Parody Song Title:

"My Alibi"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Bennett

The Lyrics

God its good to be back first song i have written in a year and a half
My Sperm was paralysed
My Cock was circumcised
ill take the knife straight through her throat
Wait there i have to pee
that its not you its me
i'll kill you now for our own good
thats cool, but if the cops ask where you are im gonna say

She got on an Airplane
Flew to Pakistan
Fell in love with someone called Bin Laden
Help me help me im too good with these lies
She met Jaws underwater
Fell and something squashed her
i take back if i said i loved her
Help me help me im all out of lies
and thats my Alibi

My Mind still feels the Guilt
The cops dont suspect a thing
Someday i'll find that grave of yours (grave of yours)
Cops think i was in Japan
not shitty Pakistan
Why couldnt you just stay a whore
thats cool, but if the cops ask where you are im gonna say

She was caught in the crossfire
eaten by a dragon
Got run over by an arsehole with his lights on
Help me help me im too good with these lies
She moved out to the desert
Found in a hot tub
Raped to death in the red light strip club
Help me help me im all out of lies
and thats my Alibi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i

i wanna say a thousand lies to you
i wanna be the one to confess this
but i dont want to

thats cool, but if the cops ask where you are im gonna say
thats cool, but if the cops ask where you are im gonna say

She got on an Airplane
Flew to Pakistan
Fell in love with someone called Bin Laden
Help me help me im too good with these lies
She met Jaws underwater
Fell and something squashed her
i take back if i said i loved her
Help me help me im all out of lies

She was caught in the crossfire
eaten by a dragon
Got run over by an arsehole with his lights on
Help me help me im too good with these lies
She moved out to the desert
Found in a hot tub
Raped to death in the red light strip club
Help me help me im all out of lies
and thats my Alibi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i

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