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Song Parodies -> "The Metaphysical 12 Days of Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"The 12 Days of Christmas"

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Parody Song Title:

"The Metaphysical 12 Days of Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Peter N. Anderson

The Lyrics

The Metaphysical 12 Days of Christmas

1st… On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…. The Gift of Universal Prophecy

2nd Two Ouija Boards
3rd Three Pendulums
4th Four Tarot Decks
5th Five Pyramids
6th Six Hidden Records
7th Seven Revelations
8th Eight Mystic Symbols
9th Nine Psychic Readings
10th Ten Visitations
11th Eleven Dancing Devas
12th Twelve Healing Crystals

c 2010 Peter Anderson

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