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Song Parodies -> "Worst Love Song"

Original Song Title:

"Best Love Song"

Original Performer:

T-Pain

Parody Song Title:

"Worst Love Song"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

ft. Chris Brown. Two horrible men try to teach a good young man about how to get girls.
Intro: Crappy boys…
Hey!
And Lover Boy! (Uh, huh!)
Hey!
Crappy boys…
Hey!
Lover Boy! (Uh, huh)

[Crappy Boy #1]
Verse 1: I love your face
I love your body
I love the way your breast are firm and not floppy (uh, ha, ha, ha, ha)
DJ turn up what you’re playin’
I want to block out ev’rything she’s sayin’
Because this girl is dumb as a rock
I’d rather have a convo with an old sock
And if I wanna take her home
Just gotta pump her up with those fruity drinks like her cosmos

Chorus: She’s gotta be the drunkest
I can be obnoxious
I can sing the worst (worst) love song
She’s ever heard in her life
Don’t gotta tell her how I feel
I gotta keep it real
The worst love song she’s ever heard in her life
Don’t blame me cuz I wrote it
Plus she seems a little bit bloated
And then she starts to wake (wake)
Thinkin’ that it’s a mistake
And now I got the whole Déjà Vu all mad like

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!


[Crappy Boy #2]
Verse 2: Go on a date (date)
Three hours late (ah…)
I’m ‘bout to comment on things, such as her weight (her weight)
I’ll make her pay
I’ll have steak
Throw the whole night away
Sayonara!
I know it’s wrong (wrong)
But I don’t care (I don’t care)
I’ll just look disgusted as I glare (UH!)
And if you wanna get with me
Get that food out yo mouth
I do not do piggies!

Chorus: I gotta be the drunkest
I gotta be obnoxious
I gotta write the worst (worst) love song
She’s ever heard in her life
Don’t gotta tell her how I feel
I gotta keep it real
The worst love song she’s ever heard in her life
Don’t blame me cuz I wrote it
Plus she seems a little bit bloated
And then she starts to wake (wake)
Thinkin’ that it’s a mistake
And now I got the whole restaurant all mad like


Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! (We got’em)
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! (Oh, We got’em)

[Crappy Boy #1]
Verse 3: “Homey get that girl
For a one stand
You can watch it on a hidden cam”

[Lover Boy]
I think this is wrong (yeah, yeah)
I don’t like this song (yeah, yeah)
I’ll look you in the eye
Say that you are dog crap
I’d never treat my women like that
And if you feel that way
Go ‘head and kiss yo baby
And now I got the whole stadium in love like

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! (I love’em!)

And if you feel that way
Go ‘head and kiss yo baby
And now I got the whole stadium in love like

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Uh, huh
Yeah…
September 24, 2011. Please rate & COMMENT! :)

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SamuraiMaster - September 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow.....That's all I can say.....
SM - September 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh, I fived BTW.
Blaydeman - September 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanx Samurai! I appreciate that!
Porfle Popnecker - October 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Great! Can't wait to try out all this useful advice!
Beavis & Butt-Head (SamuraiMaster) - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Uh-huhuhuh (heh heh). Hey Beavis. This guy is cool. Uh huh huhuh. (Yeah. Heh heh. This guy knows how to score.)
Matthias - October 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Hope you don't mind not having testicles because whatever woman you happen to use this on is going to take a weedwhacker to them. Good parody bro.
Jeff Reuben - October 31, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Man, no wonder dating hasn't worked for me, lol. Reminds me of an old Slick Rick (or maybe Dana Dane) song with lyrics, "Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop".
bobpiecheese - October 31, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Aw, the ending twist was sweet. 555 for the Best Worst Love Song!
Glen S - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
I liked the dig at the song and a lot of the subs in here. Obnoxious and the whole crappy boy #2 stanza stood out.

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