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Song Parodies -> "Transgender"

Original Song Title:

"Bartender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

T-Pain

Parody Song Title:

"Transgender"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

ft. Akon Every straight man's nightmare come true.
Intro: No.......
Oh no.......
No.......
No.......

Verse 1: Broke up with my girl last night
so I went to the club (so I went to the club)
Put on a fresh suit and my Nikes
ain't gettin' no love (ain't gettin' no love)
I'm just looking for a really hot girl
to show me somelove (show me some love)
If you know what I mean..... Uh-huh
Everyone's taken up and paired
up in this God damn place (in this God damn place)
200 bitches and none of them
in my space (in my space)
'Cept this pretty hot thang
that was watchin' me from way at the bar (from way at the bar)
Shawty what is your name?

Hook: Oh she bought me drinks, after drinks
and I drunk them, got drunk
and then I think, that she wants me
so then I kissed, and she kissed back
that's all I remember, yeah
And then I woke up and my friends said

Chorus: Man that chick, she was a transgender
Oh! She had a weenie!
And you made-out wit her!
Oh no! Oh why?
Man she was a transgender
Oh! She had a weenie!
And you made-out wit her!
Oh! Oh no! Why?

Verse 2: Had a revelation
and feelin' all queasy inside (all queasy inside)
Feel like I just might die
and then break down and cry (break down and cry)
Triple shots of patron on the rocks
not one more time (not one more time)
'Cuz it makes me do things..... Oh no!
Having all kinds of issues
so now I'm in therapy (I'm in therapy)
three days a week, I'm on the list
Matt B. at Three (Matt B. at three)
Everytime I think about it
I vomit up in my mouth (up in my mouth)
I don't know how I feel!

Hook: Oh she bought me drinks, after drinks
and I drunk them, got drunk
and then I think, that she wants me
so then I kissed, and she kissed back
that's all I remember, yeah
And then I woke up and my friends said

Chorus: Man that chick, she was a transgender
Oh! She had a weenie!
And you made-out wit her!
Oh no! Oh why?
Man she was a transgender
Oh! She had a weenie!
And you made-out wit her!
Oh! Oh no! Why?

Verse 3: Shorty I'm sure you've heard
that I have finally come out (finally come out)
Me and my baby boy G. doing tricks
I'm gay no doubt (I'm gay no doubt)
Got my passenger side of my Sunfire
that's filled now (that's filled now)
Me and G. like a billboard acting out
I'm gonna end up on top (gonna end up on top)
I smoke that pole
that's because that night at the bar baby (baby)
Just thinkin' of that night
when I tongued that tranny like Tobey Maguire baby (baby)
So I thank that dude
for enlightening me inside (me inside)
Gotta go and Bang Bang Boogie
with this guy named Gamar (named Gamar)

Hook: Oh she bought me drinks, after drinks
and I drunk them, got drunk
and then I think, that she wants me
so then I kissed, and she kissed back
that's all I remember, yeah
And then I woke up and my friends said

Chorus: Man that chick, she was a transgender
Oh! She had a weenie!
And you made-out wit her!
Oh no! Oh why?
Man she was a transgender
Oh! She had a weenie!
And you made-out wit her!
Oh! Oh no! Why?



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