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Song Parodies -> "The Lady Is So Camp"

Original Song Title:

"The Lady Is A Tramp"

Original Performer:

Tony Benett & Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"The Lady Is So Camp"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Gaga & Tony getting silly one night during a concert.
She hit the big time, now she's age 28

Just barely!

She came to the theater in a dress made from steak

My Little Monsters are guys who aren't straight
That's why they say I'm so camp

She likes to play mind games, your head simply swirls

I jammed with the Muppets, caused murmurs and hurls
I'm definitely not the average.... sweet American girl

That's why the lady is so camp

I love to bleach fresh tints to my hair

Make people stare?

They get so stoked

Drink Coke!

American Horror Story just got my stamp

They say that Gaga is so camp

Time to vamp!
I live on Fantasy Island

Oh oh, I see de plane!

I train pet monkeys

She loves to raise Cain!

I'm just acting a part

She just sang my lines
That's why that Gaga is so camp

I love the spotlight

Her boobs are not fake

Sweet cakes!
And I love to showboat with you with delight on PBS breaks!

She wants to sing opera while holding a snake

Yes I do!
That's why this lady is so camp

She likes a green (green) tint (tint) over her hair

Now please be fair, it's all for show (oh no?)

Now did you know, I collect postage stamps?

That's why that Gaga is so camp
Whoa!

Wee wee wee wee wee wee weee-weee wee weewee-weee!!

Potty potty pot-pot potty potty, potty, all day!!

I aped Julie Andrews at the Oscar Awards affair

Better than Cher!

Thanks a lot!
Neil Patrick joked

Got soaked!

Julie said 'I'll phone ya, you are such a cute scamp!'
That's why that lady is so camp
That's why Miss Gaga is so camp

That's why they all say I'm so camp!

Go on!

Copyright 2015, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 2.1
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 12

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Matthias - March 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Loved this tribute to Lady Gaga almost as good as Al's "Perform This Way"
Al Silver - March 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Glad to see you dip into the Golden Oldies. Gaga's and Bennett's riff on this classic throws pacing of the OS to the wind. Your adherence to their unrhythmic banter can be confusing, but you nicely skewered the foibles of both performers, one of whom is old enough to be the other's grandfather, which happily bridges the generation gap.
bobpiecheese - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Pretty good, but there was definitely a lot more weirdness that you could've brought up (the limited nature of the OS clearly working against you there). Also, this is a weird thing to comment on, but the layout's kinda weird. I understand the idea behind separating the two singers into separate paragraphs, but since they trade lines so quickly it just looks far too spaced out, IMO. 555 anyway!
Max Power - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Somehow you scored Mary Poppins.
Abbott Skelding - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment
This was superb! I was leaning towards spoofing this OS for this round, but I'm glad I didn't because it wouldn't have been as good as this. Excellent job!
Blaydeman - March 30, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) you said camp so many times, it made me want to pull a Regina George, "Stop saying camp. It is never going to happen." Lol! This was a fun and off kilter spoof with a high level of difficulty and you did nice work on it. Bravo!

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