-> "Kunoichi Killed the Samurai"
Original Song Title:
"Hiroshi, Master of the Spies"
Parody Song Title:
"Kunoichi Killed the Samurai"
The Lyrics
Kunoichi, Female Ninja
Known throughout Japan
Used sex as a weapon
And other things like fans
Trained for fighting close range
Blinding powders, darts, poison
Tricked the Samurai into walking
Into the traps they planned
(Chorus)
Kunoichi killed the Samurai
As with her male clan
But she held an advantage
Because she was a woman
Poor Samurai,
Helping a woman that cries
Until she guts you with a knife
And thus ends your noble life
Others wielded special swords
More like a Falchion
It was in fact the “Swirling Blade”
That made Samurai blood run
Kunoichi killed the Samurai
As with her male clan
But she held an advantage
Because she was a woman
And as for intimacy
Samurai with Kunoichi were elated
Until they felt that blade down there
And slowly died once they were castrated!!!
Kunoichi, Female Ninja
Integral part of Ninja clans
Feudal Samurai it seems
Fell prey to these women
Kunoichi killed the Samurai
As with her male clan
But she held an advantage
Because she was a woman
Kunoichi, Kunoichi
More than meets the eye
Kunoichi, Kunoichi
Killed the Samurai!!!
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