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Song Parodies -> "Fungal Cheese that's Oozin'"

Original Song Title:

"Funky Jesus Music"

Original Performer:

tobyMac

Parody Song Title:

"Fungal Cheese that's Oozin'"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

Dedicated to fans of unintentionally and unconventionally aged cheeses, like myself.
Block... block...
(Cheddar) block
That brick that block
That brick that blo-o-o-o-ock

Gimme that fungi, fungi, fungi...

Gimme that fungi, fungi, fungi...

Yo, stick it in bread
We got the chedd
Been several years since the label’s been read
Don't need no brie
Cause we got the "poof"
Left a bunch o' cheese
On our blazin' roof
Cause we got the most disgusting flavor
We saved up all our cheese fo' later
Some people think it's evil
Cheese is our church,
And mold our steeple

None of that queso fresco
Give me that old school funk smell
Give me that fungal cheese that's oozin'
Give me that lump o' fungal

Give me that fungi, fungi
That fungal cheese that's oozin'
Give me that big fat block of funky old
Cheddar that you see grow

Give me that fungi, fungi
That fungal cheese that's oozin'
Give me that big fat rock of funky mold
And watch Havarti grow
Let's grow!
Let's grow!

Look at that cheese, it's green an’ brown
Spreadin' diseases, makin' weird sounds
Flyin' off shelves in the deli section
Spittin' out juice like an ear infection
Tears to the eyes,
Feel that spice,
New cheese, it just won't suffice
We got this greenish ball (hey!)
Keep checkin' up yo' cholesterol

None of that queso fresco
Give me that old school funk (smell)
Give me that fungal cheese that's oozin'
Give me that chunk o' microbes

Give me that fungi, fungi
That fungal cheese that's oozin'
Give me that big black block of funky old
Gouda that you see glow
Give me that fungi, fungi
That fungal cheese that's oozin'
Give me that big fat rock of funky mold
And watch this ‘Varti grow
Let's grow!
Let's grow!

(We turning black)
(We turnin’ green and black)

Ahhhhh—

When it comes to gross,
Cheese boasts the most
We got greenish slime
On year old toast
We left wheels like lizards under lights to roast
Them seas of cheese grew big ass growths

Those green spots letting out pops and hiss
We leave the spores on our blocks of Swiss
Cause we let cheese grow big formations
Unpluggd our fridge and proved creation

Fungiiiiiiii

Give me that fungi, fungi
That fungal cheese that's oozin'
Give me that big fat block of funky old
Cheddar that you see grow
Give me that fungi, fungi
That fungal cheese that's oozin'
Give me that big fat rock of funky mold
(green block, funky mold)
Give me that fungi, fungi, fungi,
Give me that fungi, fungi
And watch Havarti grow
Let's grow!
Let's grow!
(Gimme that juicy mold)
Gimme that juicy-
Gimme that juicy mold
Gimme that
Gimme that
That fungal cheese that's oozin'
11 years on this site now. Hard to believe.... I'm starting to feel like the cheese in the back of my fridge that inspired this song.

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