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Song Parodies -> "Cakes and Pies"

Original Song Title:

"Apologize"

Original Performer:

Timbaland ft. One Republic

Parody Song Title:

"Cakes and Pies"

Parody Written by:

Annie

The Lyrics

A person being told the truth about their weight, and being hurt, wants to make a new change to become healthier.
Seat holdin' on my pants, bout to break clean with rip sound
And I'm tearing while you say, but I just can't speak at all
You tell me that I'm a fatty and I go and blush right now, my weight
I know I've got a belly, didn't think you would hurt me now, and say

"You eat too much cakes and pies." (eat no cake)
She said, "You eat too much cake and pie." (eat no cake)

I'd wear those other pants, tears do fall, take that shot from you
And I need to bike, brand new start ,need to eat, but healthy ooh (yeah)
Oh, I'm really hurt ooh, now bright red but start new, not outweighed
"Fatty," must make changes begin I must think anew, no more buffet...

"You ate too many cakes and pies (eat no cakes)."
She said, "You ate too much cakes and pies (no more cakes)."
Whoa-ohhhh

"You ate too much cakes and pies (no more cakes)."
She said, "You ate too much cakes and pies (no more cakes)."

She said, "You've had too much cakes and pies," yeah (no cake)
She said, "You've had too much cakes and pies," yeah

Seat holdin' on my pants, bout to break clean with rip sound....
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSM3w1v-A_Y I know the grammar may be bad (ie. "too much cakes and pies." but there weren't enough syllables to allow for "many."). Enjoy anyway though :)

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TJC - October 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Timbaland to confection!
Annie - October 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Thank you TJC! :D
Rob Arndt - October 28, 2015 - Report this comment
They joys of a sedentary lifestyle, low exercise, and bakery delights!!! 555! (Am suddenly hungry for a Devil Dog cake) :-))
Annie - October 28, 2015 - Report this comment
I know what you mean :) This parody isn't about myself (though I am thin with a bit of a tummy). It's a person getting up the wake-up call they needed, though hurtful, from a friend. A sedentary lifestyle and wrong food choices are things that contribute towards getting a bit of a spare tire and towards maladies like constipation. But it's never too late to turn that around and change it, which is what I'm doing.

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