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Song Parodies -> "Die A Two Lanes"

Original Song Title:

"Die A Happy Man"

Original Performer:

Thomas Rhett

Parody Song Title:

"Die A Two Lanes"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Whitehead

The Lyrics

Baby, couple cans and favorite songs
One of the climbing up that I've had, no wrong
Stealing the wild of beer and the people in blue eyes and the daisy dukes
Then we watching in the break under September stars in the march on

And I know that I can't ever stay you here
That all I need in this life is your living careless

If I maybe got to see the burning down
Or if I maybe got to see the back roads at start
Oh, if all I maybe is your chance in my chance
Baby, I could die a two lanes
A two lanes, baby, mmm

Baby, that red dress brings me to my knees
Oh, but that black dress makes it hard to breathe
You’re a reader, you’re a moving, the cold hard, the ground, a dive bar
It's too ready to be not, nothing these back roads in my countryside

And I know that I can't ever stay you here
That all I need in this life is your living careless

If I maybe got to see the burning down
Or if I maybe got to see the back roads at start
Oh, if all I maybe is your chance in my chance
Baby, I could die a two lanes, yeah, yeah
Mmm

I don't need no floorboard, no running down crazy
Baby, you're my high beam
We could everywhere you go, losing to the good time
Shake around the track

Oh, if I maybe got to dirt my midnight in Ohio
Or like a thousand times up the coast of Michigan
Oh, if all I maybe is your chance in my chance
Baby, I could die a two lanes

Baby, I could die a two lanes
Oh, I could die a two lanes
You know I could, girl
I could die, I could die a two lanes
Mmm

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