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Song Parodies -> "Take Me West To Tokyo"

Original Song Title:

"Will You, Won't You"

Original Performer:

Thomas & Friends

Parody Song Title:

"Take Me West To Tokyo"

Parody Written by:

Jaykob Walson

The Lyrics

This song is probably for people who really wanna go to Japan so badly, they would start singing this song to their father when he's going.
It's gonna be awesome,
It's gonna be great!
Seeing Neon Lights in
Downtown so late!

Please, dad, I beg you
You just can't say no!
Will you, Won't you
Take me west to Tokyo?

Take me dad,
I'm in the most advanced school!
I know Japanese and their food
makes me drool! Ah!

It's not a tough decision,
but I gotta confess.
Their cities and stores are so big,
There is no express!

OK.
But, I didn't mean I don't wanna go!

I know I'm kinda young, dad,
But here I don't just stand,
Joey's only been to Canada;
But I've been to Poland!

You gotta take me dad!
I do respect you!
Your first child ever,
I'm the oldest, it's true!

It's gonna be awesome,
It's gonna be great!
Seeing rare animals,
like long-necked cranes!

Please, dad, I beg you
You just can't say no!
Will you, Won't you
Take me west to Tokyo?!

Fast speed trains!
Tall buildings!
Tough Wrestlers!
Yum! Sushi!

Anyone who's any person's
eager to go!

I'm not going anywhere

Will you, Won't you
Take us all to Tokyo?!

It's gonna be awesome,
It's gonna be great!
Riding on sleek, fast
cool Shinkansen trains!

Please dad, I beg you,
Don't you tell me no!
Will you, Won't you,
Take us all to Tokyo?!
Will you, Won't you
Take us all to Tokyo?!

Will you, Won't you
Take me west to Tokyo?

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Travel Agent - August 29, 2016 - Report this comment
You forgot a few things like the stares and disdain that your are Gaijin, the filthy and pungent fish markets, the Ladyboys seeking tourist males, the buy porn, condoms, and sex aids from a vending machine tech, and annoying Japanese drivers with heavy traffic. Don't forget your business cards too for the "I know an American" crowd who collect them.
Jaykob Walson - September 01, 2016 - Report this comment
Just doin' the fun stuff.
Rob Arndt - September 02, 2016 - Report this comment
Nice parody, but Japanese didn't invent the bullet train. http://greyfalcon.us/FRANZ%20KRUCKENBERG%20SCHIENENZEPPELIN.htm

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