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Song Parodies -> "Churned It"

Original Song Title:

"Earned It"

Original Performer:

The Weeknd

Parody Song Title:

"Churned It"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The theme song for "50 Shades of Grain"
You make it hard to be Amish
When I see you pumping and thumping that food, food, food
Stick's yellow and smooth
Hey, hey
How you move the Lord approves

Think our love's... what you'd call... Nonelectric
Country Crock... that keeps flowin'... is domestic
I'll taste your dairy goo... goo, goo...
Grew some corn for you, you, you, you, yeeeeah...

Our customs are strict...
Can't help but blurt it...
"The way you've served it...
That pole you've jerked it...
Cause girl, You've chuuuuuuuuuuuurned it" (Lick!)
Butter chuuuuuuuuuuuuuurned it, yeahhh

You look so pure in that bonnet (pure hot)
But still your plainness ain't painless, You grind, grind, grind
Margarine for pies
Hey, Hey
I can't believe you're not miiiine....

Now you're raaaaaaaaising my barn... It's erected
We'll get this buggy rockin' and wreck it
I'll build a chair for you... you, you...
Maybe cabinets too, too, too, too, yeeeeeah

That Swiss group is our sect (group is our sect)
Stoked my wood furnace (my wood furnace)
I'll pluck your turnips (pluck your turnips)
After these sermons (all these sermons)
Cause girl you've chuuuuuuuuurned it (Lick!) (chuuuuuuuuurned it)
Butter chuuuuuuuurned it, yeahhh

With my butter knife (butter knife)
I'll spread it across your buns
You've made thaaaaaat milk gush (that milk gush)
So we can make cheese from the fat you cruuuuushed (fat you crushed)
The English don't know this deliiiiiiiight (Lick!) deliiiiiiiiight (Lick!)

My ploughing has impressed (My ploughing has impressed)
And now you're harnessed (And now you're harnessed
Our farmer's market (Our farmer's market)
Is right on target (Is right on target)
And girl you've chuuuuuuuuuuuuurned it (Lick!) (Chuuuuuuuuuuuuurned it)
Butter chuuuuuuuuuuuuurned it, yeahhh (Chuuuuuuuuuuuurned it)

Our customs are strict......
Can't help but blurt it.......
"The way you've served it.......
That pole you've jerked it........

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Peter Andersson - December 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Gotta get me one of those Amish girls...

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