-> "Vegenaise"
Original Song Title:
"Blinding Lights"
Parody Song Title:
"Vegenaise"
The Lyrics
I've been tryna find a mayo
That's healthy and tastes great
But all the brands I've tried before
Just don't live up to the hype, oh no
Then I found Vegenaise
A vegan mayo from Follow Your Heart
It's a bit more expensive
But it's worth it from the start
'Cause it's Vegenaise, Vegenaise
Expensive but oh so tasty
Vegenaise, Vegenaise
Healthy and vegan, it's crazy
I used to think that mayo
Was just a fatty spread
But Vegenaise is different
It's made with plants instead
And though it costs a little more
It's worth the extra dough
'Cause Vegenaise is the mayo
That I just can't let go
'Cause it's Vegenaise, Vegenaise
Expensive but oh so tasty
Vegenaise, Vegenaise
Healthy and vegan, it's crazy
Now I don't have to compromise
On taste or health, it's a win-win
Thanks to Vegenaise, I can enjoy
My sandwiches with a grin
'Cause it's Vegenaise, Vegenaise
Expensive but oh so tasty
Vegenaise, Vegenaise
Healthy and vegan, it's crazy
Follow Your Heart, you've done it again
With Vegenaise, the mayo of my dreams
I'll never go back to regular mayo
Vegenaise, you're worth every penny, it seems.
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