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Song Parodies -> "The Hills (My Version)"

Original Song Title:

"The Hills"

Original Performer:

The Weeknd

Parody Song Title:

"The Hills (My Version)"

Parody Written by:

The Great Destroyer

The Lyrics

This guy on the road, he doing slow mo
He said, "Keep your business on the low-low."
I tried to get this girl out the friend zone.
'Cause honestly this girl is a real mojo.
I can't find her house, Needed the info.
Crashed my car into the residential.
Found out I was coming, she just came home.
I just tried to hide it.
Big epic fail

This song's about treating myself to trash
And somehow it just made the others laugh
I only love it when you touch me, and hug me
I'm not on drugs that's not me.
I'm not on drugs, that's not me, yeah.
I only talk to you at half past five
The only time I am not studying...Fine!
I only love it when you touch me, and hug me
I'm not on drugs that's not me.
I'm not on drugs, that's not me, yeah.

This is just some role and I'm an actor.
On the weekdays I am a senior.
I think Algebra class is quite boring.
I listen to my teacher and write stories.
Emmi Windes' bro is back in rehab
I am trying to just stick to decaf
Poor Lydia Young got in a car wreck
How on earth did I find someone named Beck?

I think that I have maybe lost my mind
My synapses are really so, so, fried
I hate my pencil 'cause it just broke
I am broke
You don't know what it is
I don't know why I'm broke
I only call you when it's half past five
The only time that Jacob Fitts didn't die
I only love it when Colton is crazy
Drew Hofstetter's lazy
I think Emrik Vandermark's nuts

The Hills have Eyes
The Hills have Eyes
I think I'm being judged
Morgan Baker must hate me
I just lied
I just lied
I am losing it
I have lost...

I think this means that I am not real sane
Don't understand why
But this sucks, it's pain
I only love it because this is the real me
The only reason that I am not clean
The only reason that I am not clean, yeah
I only love it because I'm not clean
The only reason that I'm just so mean
I only love it when I get hugs
Not kisses
And I think this is racist
Wait, who's Sunkist is this...NOOOOOO!

Now I am sick...Please do not tell me.
Now I am sick...No!
(Repeat X2)

Okay, this one was a bit random and didn't make any sense whatsoever. It's one way to look at my crazy life...And as for the random line at the end...Don't ask!

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