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Song Parodies -> "Wimpy Song"

Original Song Title:

"Simple Song"

Original Performer:

The Shins

Parody Song Title:

"Wimpy Song"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm sure we've all had our fair share of getting picked on and bullied. But people need to be aware, that the future is wide open and some people hold grudges.
Verse 1: Well this is just a wimpy song
To tell what I’ve done
I suffered those awkward years
In no way were they fun
My shorts must strong
When I feel like a loser
From a flagpole I’m hung
It started at nine years old
I swear it’s the truth
A girl stepped in doggy-doo
Made me tongue-clean her shoes
From that day on
They called me “Doody Mouth”
That’s not clever at all!

Chorus: I know that kids can really be rough
When they think you’re a nerd
Don’t go acting like you are real tough
They won’t be perturbed
Could we just stop these childish games, let’s be mature
But they choose to hurt

Verse 2: My life was constant fight
Will I sink or swim?
Was chased home from school each night
And was picked last in gym
My future was grim
They beamed me with the balls
They would trip me so I’d fall
All this cuz I’m not slim?

Chorus: I know that things won’t always be rough
So I’ll keep my head low
I keep thinking I gotta stay tough
Won’t break me down, no
Must be there’s nothing else in their lives, that’s substantial
I pity them all!

Verse 3: Well this was just a wimpy song
To show where I’ve been
Now I own ten companies
And the Houston Texans
You guys were all wrong
So, you’re here for employment?
Let the meeting begin!

Chorus: Remember begging you please to just stop?!
You made me eat moss!
I made a beautiful painting in art
And you sprayed a red cross!
You locked my up all day in my locker, said I got lost
Payback’s a dish best served cold and with sauce
You’re nothing but spots
And now I’m your boss!
July 17, 2013. I love this OS so much! Please rate and COMMENT! :)

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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Max Power - July 30, 2013 - Report this comment
I think you meant "beaned", typos can really messed things up although if taken on a different context...anyway, kids can be cruel.
Agrimorfee - July 31, 2013 - Report this comment
A bit on the bittersweet side for you. Been there, bro, been there, I hope verse 1 isnt' drawn from real-life! That seemed pretty extreme!
bobpiecheese - August 01, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) There were a few typos here and there, and the "remember begging you please to just stop" line is all kinds of wonky, but otherwise this was awesome, really well written and all that crap. 555!
Abbott Skelding - August 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Never heard the OS before, but this seemed to be a "simple song" about a topic I'm sure we all have familiarity with...great job!
Matthias - August 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Well... I can relate to being a wimpy dude so this totally hit home for me. As Nelson would say "HA HA"

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