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Song Parodies -> "No Shave November"

Original Song Title:

"Ho Hey"

Original Performer:

The Lumineers

Parody Song Title:

"No Shave November"

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The Lyrics

No Shave November is a month long event that many college students both men and women take a part of because it's the busiest month of the semester with final around the corner and many students don't have time to shave others do it as a way of being in control of their bodies and other others do it because they're just plain lazy.

(No!) We got to go through 30 nights
(Shave!) Without a razor in our sights
(No!) Won't manscape's what I've pledged
(Shave!) Won't trim down my face hedge
(No!) Left clippers on the ledge


(No!) My girlfriend Emily
(Shave!) Says she will not sleep with me
(No!) Until I shave this damn beard off
(Shave!) That chick really makes me scoff
(No!) My mustache I won't doff

(4 damn weeks!)

Stubble's not removed, You cannot make me the whole month long!
My hair grew and grew, I look so manly, You're in heat!


(No!) Facial hair I will not trim
(Shave!) I'll put no blade upon my chin
(No!) Chuck Norris is jealous now
(Shave!) Just like Gandalf was renowned
(No!) And Dumbledore
(No!) It's nearly dragging on the floor

(4 damn weeks!)

Now my beard is huge, Gotten so hairy it's nice and large
Just a week or two left as a Viking I'll buy a barge!

Don't tug... Not fake, I'm proud
The day... Will come
When I... Will shave it down

My hair grew and grew, Now I look grizzly a work of art!
Blame my Turkish roots, Your beards can't compete, Don't try me!

(All done...)

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