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Song Parodies -> "I Want Something for Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Something Just Like This"

Original Performer:

The Chainsmokers & Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"I Want Something for Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Even been stumped on what you want for Christmas? Sometimes, what you want is released after Christmas, sometimes January. Sometimes, that new Blu-ray's picture has been monkeyed with. Sometimes, that limited edition cult Italian horror movie Steelbook is more expensive than you thought. This note's for you.
I’ve been wanting books of old
Just like that Potter wiz
Suspiria Synapse
Remastered to its best
T2 in 4K
The Dark Knight 4K discs
But frankly, gotta see reviews before I list

But they said what d’you want this year?
One hundred bucks to risk
I’m not looking for some 4K
As 1080p still fits
Just want an upgrade, for picture that's pissed
Just something that look just like theatrical release

I want something for Christmas
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do
Oh I want something for Christmas
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do
Oh I want something for Christmas

(intrumental break)

Oh I want something for Christmas

(instrumental break)

I’ve been wanting book by Hill
Election and its fritz
The music choice of old
Pure analog is bliss
Carpenter film scores
Which Halsey should I get?
'Cause the deluxe songs are not on vinyl yet

Thought about Highway to Hell
An impulse kinda gift
Is the analog the master
Or it's just a CD rip?
Which record player... won't warp my wax discs?
Just something I can turn to, audiophile bliss

Oh I want something for Christmas

(instrumental break)

Oh I want something for Christmas

(instrumental break)

Oh I want something for Christmas
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do
Oh I want something for Christmas
Fa la la la la la la
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do

So Crosley's a no-go?
How much you wanna risk?
Looks like Victrola is ditto
Choose Audio Technica
John Carpenter's Thing, remastered at last
Just something I can turn to, when bored and need some kicks
I want something for Christmas

(different instrumental break/piano)

Oh I want something for Christmas

(instrumental break)

Oh I want something for Christmas

(instrumental break)

Oh I want something for Christmas

(instrumental, fade out)

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Matthias - January 04, 2018 - Report this comment
I should give you 5s for just wanting Suspiria in 4k for Christmas!

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