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Song Parodies -> "I Need Somewhere I Can Piss"

Original Song Title:

"Something Just Like This"

Original Performer:

The Chainsmokers & Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"I Need Somewhere I Can Piss"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

The latest song by Coldplay is so pretentious that it needs to be taken down with some good ol' fashioned bathroom humour!
I've been drinking beer that's cold
This weekend with some friends
Not dizzy, Cops won't scold
As I drink down more blends
Cider that you've sold's
Not bad, man so I'll spend
Cash money till I've cleared your shelf but now I'm tense

I yelled: "Where the hell's the throne?!
These Levis are at risk!
I'm out looking for some potty
From my booze consumin' bliss!
Drank like a minnow
I chugged 'em like a fish!
Please point me to the restroom
You'll hear my body swish!
I need somewhere I can piss!

Oh-no-no, Oh-no-no!
Oh-no-no, Oh no...
Oh-no-no, Oh-no-no!
Oh, I need somewhere I can piss!
Oh-no-no, Oh-no-no!
Oh-no-no, Oh no...
Oh-no-no, Oh-no-no!

Oh, Heed my Porta-Potty wish
I need somewhere I can whizz!

This crowd shares one single goal
The restroom line has stretched
I'd wreck that toilet bowl
Monsoon your wilted hedge
My bladder plan's to stroll
And choose a wall to "bless"
But I'm not the kinda person to do this...

I begged, "Can I use your throne?!"
Whacked your door with my fist
I'm just looking for a potty!
While my legs are in a twist!
There's nowhere to go!
I think you caught my drift!
Just need some john I can rush to
My options were all nixed
To your washroom I'm transfixed!

Since I couldn't spray those bricks!

Oh, I need somewhere I can piss!
Oh-no-no, Oh-no-no!
Oh-no-no, Oh no...
Oh-no-no, Oh-no-no!
"Need to urinate!" I hissed
Oh-no-no, Oh-no-no!
Oh-no-no, Oh no...
Oh-no-no, Oh-no-no!

Can I use your throne?!
Gas station guy's a prick!
Said you need some spend some money
Plus the smell there makes me sick!
I'm gonna explode!
Some tree I'll nail next
But there's a nasty raccoon
That made me quite perplexed
The solution has me vexed!

I swear some witch has got me hexed!

Cause this problem makes me pissed!

Oh, I need somewhere I can piss!


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Jeff Reuben - November 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Oh, been there too many times! Enough to always carry a cup with me :) Fun times, and fun song.
Peter Andersson - November 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Taking a piss at the original song! OK. 555 empty glasses to have nearby next time.

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