-> "Better"
Original Song Title:
"Closer"
Parody Song Title:
"Better"
Parody Written by:
Ragdoll
The Lyrics
Hey, I was just 18 when I first met you
Online too much; it’s still an issue, but I’m okay
Today, I tell myself it was nice to meet you
‘Cause you are still the guy that I knew
You know you break my heart
With vows to the hotwife when we’re apart, and
A thousand miles too far
But now you’re 50 shades in a brand new car
And I, I, I can’t stop
No, I, I, I can't stop
So, baby, pull me closer
At the hotel made for lovers
That you know I can't afford
Bite my neck and make me suffer
Pull your pants down in the corner
Of the moment that we stole
I’m not the girl that you ignore
We are only getting better
We are only getting better
We are only getting better
You talk as tough as the day I met you
There’s no way I’d ever block you; it’d be a mistake
Stay and rock that Blink-182 beat
That you sang so loud in SD, okay
You know you break my heart
With vows to the hotwife when we’re apart, and
A thousand miles too far
But now you’re 50 shades in a brand new car
And I, I, I can't stop
No, I, I, I can't stop
So, baby, pull me closer
At the hotel made for lovers
That you know I can't afford
Bite my neck and make me suffer
Pull your pants down in the corner
Of the moment that we stole
I’m not the girl that you ignore
We are only getting better
We are only getting better
We are only getting better
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