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Song Parodies -> "Colder"

Original Song Title:

"Closer"

Original Performer:

The Chainsmokers

Parody Song Title:

"Colder"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

ft. Halsey. Two friends bond over the hatred of the bitter cold that is winter weather.
Verse: May…
Is a long way off, it’s in the summer
It’s in six months and that’s a bummer
And I can’t wait
Dang…
Just told our friends that I cannot meet them
Cuz I can’t adjust to these bitter winds
I know it bites your frost
Roads signs are buried gonna get me lost and
My sneakers sloshed
Now I’m getting chilly cuz they must stay on
And I-i-i-I am froze
Through my-y-y-y-y thick clothes

Chorus: Cuz winter’s getting closer
And the temp is getting lower
That I know I won’t enjoy
As the snow is getting snower
Freeze to death waiting on corners
For that bus that smells like mold
Put my thermos in my holder
Cuz the weather’s getting colder

Verse 2: Boots…
Smell as bad as a gym sock times two
But I can’t wear any street shoes
Cuz they’ll get wrecked
Great…
I lost is my spade, did someone steal it?
Late for work and need to wield it
Perfect…
I know it iced my heart
Wake up in the morning with a snowed in car and
5 feet thus far
Now my eyes are frozen like two crystal ball
But I-i-i-i-I can’t cry
Cuz my-y-y-y-y tears ice

Chorus: Cuz winter’s getting closer
As the snowflakes start to bolster
A big thank you to Jack Frost
Nothing worse than that snowblower
Game of Thrones was the first knower
The prediction of John Snow
“Winter’s coming” like a boulder
Cuz the weather’s getting colder

Cuz the weather’s getting colder…
Cuz the weather’s getting colder…

Bridge: So maybe, yeah it’s colder
That don’t mean we can’t get closer
That I know you won’t go for
Cuz our friendship’s too “important”
Brush that snowball off my shoulder
Cuz you know that was a joke
To deflect this awkward moment
“Hey the weather’s getting colder
Yes, the weather’s getting colder… (yes, the weather’s getting colder)
Yes, the weather’s getting colder… (yes, the weather’s getting colder!)
Yes, the weather’s getting colder… (yes, the weather’s getting colder)
Is the weather’s getting colder?
F**k! The weather’s getting colder! (Aaaah!)

Outro: Aaaah!
Cuz the weather’s getting colder…
Aaaah!
F**k! The weather’s getting colder!
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