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Song Parodies -> "Everything's At COSTCO!!!"

Original Song Title:

"Everything Is AWESOME!!!"

Original Performer:

Tegan And Sara ft. The Lonely Island

Parody Song Title:

"Everything's At COSTCO!!!"

Parody Written by:

Luis Matias

The Lyrics

A song about the store Costco. 😊
Everything's at Costco...
Everything is there
Samples given by employees
They have food at Costco...
Since 1983...

You need a membership card if you want to enter...
Late at night, half past five
We could go together and stay there forever
Buy a cake, one or two
Frozen food and bricks of cheese
It's all there for you

Everything's at Costco...
If you need some help, you can talk to the team
Eggs and cereal's at Costco...
Since 1983...

(Wooo)
3, 2, 1
Go

Do you go there, too?
It's worth exploring
Need some food?
Go and head over to Costco
Get a job when you have the opportunity
Become a part of their community

Buy detergent when they have some
Or buy a pint of chocolate frosting
Three weeks later, run out of frosting
Heading back to Costco and I'll buy something awesome
Stepped in mud?
They have new shoes
Costco is the place if you want to get a book...

If you have a Costco card, then you're able to enter...
Late at night, half past five
We could be there forever
And look around together
Get a drink, a hot dog or pizza
It's over by the entrance, you see

Everything's at Costco...
Everything is there
Samples given by employees
They have food at Costco...
Since 1983...

Water bottles, nacho cheese
I'm just naming Costco things
Lego toys, toilet paper
You know what they have?
Collard greens!
Things for trees and allergies
Go visit their pharmacy
Buy some pants, a very big bag
Costco items are the best

Chips, cups, Nutella's... at Costco!
Socks, shirts, and tents... at Costco!
Flowers, blankets, and blenders at Costco!
Everything to eat or use or to drink... is at Costco!

Everything's at Costco...
Everything is there
Samples given by employees
They have food at Costco...
Since 1983...
I tried to list as many items from Costco as I could. What should I make my next parody about? Follow me on Instagram @Luis_Mariah

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Works at Costco - February 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Employees don't give out samples, hired vendors do. The Food Courts also vary by location. Some are outside, some are inside. We also carry and average of 4-5,000 items depending on store size. That's not counting automotive. FYI

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