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Song Parodies -> "(Roast comedy) Bad Blood Parody: Taylor is an alien?"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Blood"

Parody Song Title:

"(Roast comedy) Bad Blood Parody: Taylor is an alien?"

Parody Written by:

Mike Bell

The Lyrics

Just a parody for fun. Laughing with the artist it's not at them
Bad blood parody. Taylor Swift

First thing you should know bout this song
Is that this Michael Bay film run.
It just doesn't match up
With this video at all.

Hey I am Kendrick Lamar
You don't know me
I was relevant back in 12 and now I'm back
(Wait when was that)
I was a part the group black hippy. Know your facts.
This song is bad but it ain't as bad as my raps.
I'm saying letters. Put em together but they just make words like wetter.
Why am I in this place in space in the future.
I don't know what I'm singing
Wait that's right, I was actually rapping. I'm done cuz nobody likes it.

Ooooh, Taylor is back I'm an alien. Now that is whyyyyyy.
Why we are all up in space and why I don't have a suit on.

Ariana: Or is it you ripped off my song.
Even a little of black widow! HEY

Taylor: This is song is so repetitive
And it will get stuck in your head
so fast it causes Hypnosis
And this scene is to show off

Kendrick: HEY! Now back to me I need more time for attention.
I'm actually another alien from Mars. I'm Pharrel Williams as the big stuff remember, that I'm an alien. That's why i always look like I am duh. I'm gonna just say random stuff like pineapples fire truck baby back ribs and egg roll stew sauce hot dog. I'm genius also this scene shows that Taylor and Selina are pros.

Taylor: How did I get in this snowy place and also whyyyyy?
Do I always look like I'm bored.
Its actually cause I am Lorde.
We have a subtitle fetish.
But now I'm in a boxing match?
I don't know what is happening.
This looks exactly like Tron now.

Rita Ora: No it's a reference to my song!

Taylor: My expressions are still the same.
Making this video is lame.
Here's more attention from the try hard.

Kendrick Lamar: Know what forget it. Just keep singing the song.

Taylor: Bandaids don't fix bulletholes

Kendrick: well no duh. What you mean though?
If you live like that you live with ghosts? What?

Taylor & Kendrick: If you love like that, run?

Taylor: We're all walking from an explosion.

Selina: was this cliche already done?

Taylor: Im thinking maybe we should run.

Selina: (Yup)

Taylor: wait why did you bring Zendaya?

Selina: Because we need more celebrities
This way much more Disney pre-teens
can give us more popularity.

Zendaya: That's really only why i am here?
Also other people we don't know.
Selina we used to be good.
But now all you want is love

Taylor: hey you two please break it up.

Zendaya &Selina: NO! Because now we got problems.
Look at would you have just done.

Taylor: stop now I've got a machine gun.

Zendaya: I think now is the time to run!

Katy Perry: (Not so fast, Taylor.)
Taylor (Katy? You stole my backup dancers, you thief! You will pay)
Katy: (I wouldn't count on it. You and your little cameos have nothing on ME. I'M gonna destroy you with my super milk!)
*Katy squirts jug milk (whipped cream) at Tay Tay*
Taylor: (YOU SICK-)
Katy: (HA see you at the next concert)
Taylor: (Unfortunately)

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Total Votes: 6

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Art Shell - October 05, 2015 - Report this comment
A rambling pile of fecal matter. 1-1-1

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