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Song Parodies -> "Dumb Ways to Die (Pokemon)"

Original Song Title:

"Dumb Ways to Die"

Original Performer:

Tangerine Kitty

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb Ways to Die (Pokemon)"

Parody Written by:

tealCardiocord

The Lyrics

Why not? This is based on competitive Pokemon play.
Switch your Scizor into fire
Ditch Thundurus for Electivire
Use Rapid Spin on Jellicent
Send out Quagsire against Trevenant

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Give your Latios a Choice Band
Don't make your Tyranitar set up sand
No priority on Mamoswine
Put Toxic on your Arcanine

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Fight a Charizard with Breloom
Use an Alakazam with Trick Room
Pick Armaldo in an OU team
On your Gallade, use Dazzling Gleam

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Get a Chansey with no Eviolite
"Counter" Skarmory with Dragonite
Don't change stance on your Aegislash
Let the other guy's Cloyster set up with Shell Smash

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die

Trade your Excadrill for an Exeggutor
Instead of Talonflame, you select Emboar
Attempt to make your Umbreon a physical sweeper
Refuse to mega-evolve your Manectric
Never use Stealth Rock and Spikes at all

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

Don't be a noob. A message from Smogon.
By the way, Tyranitar won't set up sand if its ability is Unnerve.

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