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Song Parodies -> "The Blood"

Original Song Title:

"The Flood"

Original Performer:

Take That

Parody Song Title:

"The Blood"

Parody Written by:

Damo Spaar

The Lyrics

On the top of a feather
At the start of Whenever
Screaming out in pain

Now then
I want to visit Big Ben
but i would have a hard time
seeing as i am dead

i will meet you
up in heaven
where man u beat
werder bremen
when the goal is scored we will all celebrate

you know no-one lies
unless they get pies
unless they get pies
they cry out ouf their eyes

I want to eat lots of meat
but it is covered in blood
now i'll never get my beef
i asked for a tortilla
but they bought me loads of cheese
so i just exclaimed "oh jeeze"

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