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Song Parodies -> "Take A Bite"

Original Song Title:

"Dynamite"

Original Performer:

Taio Cruz

Parody Song Title:

"Take A Bite"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Zombies like to get down too, zombie style! Oppa Zombie Style! (possible future parody! LOL!)
Intro: I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i…

Verse 1: I came to eat
Eat-eat-eat
I love the smell of human meat
Meat-meat-meat
It’s cuz fresh brains are such a treat
Treat-treat-treat
Plus we don’t like that Thriller beat
Beat-beat-beat
No, no
Cuz we will swarm and swarm and swarm
Whether it’s hot or cold or warm
Yeah!

Chorus: I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying Uh-huh
Who’s for lu-hunch
Don’t want a salad or a steak this time
Saying uh-huh
Who’d I mu-hunch
So you can shoot at us
In your mall you hide
We will soon break in
And I’ll take a bite
Though you may kill one
Sev’ral through the night
There’s billions of us
That will take a bite

Verse 2: Your better move
Move-move-move
This zombie hoard is comin’ through
Through-through-through
You’re in our path so you better shoot
Shoot-shoot-shoot
Or you’ll end up as zombie food
Food-food-food
Yum, yum
Cuz we will swarm and swarm and swarm
Whether it’s hot or cold or warm
Yeah!

Chorus: I reach my hands through a barbed fence sometimes
Saying yu-hum!
I want su-home
I like my kidneys with a spritz of lime
Saying yu-hum!
In my tu-hum
Cuz I may lose an arm
Or detach my eyes
I’ll still come for you
Then I’ll take a bite
You may shoot me once
You may shoot me twice
If it’s no head shot
I’ll still take a bite

Bridge: Us zombies takin’ o-ver
Who’s gonna be the last one standing
Don’t you know it’s o-ver
The zombie pop. just keeps expanding
And I-I-I am hungry
And I-I-I, I will eat you all
I will eat you all
I wanna sink my teeth in your flesh
Tee-teeth in your flesh
Sink my teeth in your flesh
Flesh-flesh-flesh…

Chorus: I throw my scraps into the air sometimes
Say uh-huh!
I am do-hone!
It’s time to celebrate the zombie style
Saying uh-huh!
This dance fu-hun!
Cuz we will eat this club
We could munch all night
I might grind with you
Or just take a bite
DJ play it once
No wait play it twice
Please come dance with us
Then we take our bites
October 17, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT :) !!!!!

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Agrimorfee - June 29, 2013 - Report this comment
I would have used a closer rhyme to "lunch" in the first chorus--"got a hunch" "make 'em crunch" or "packs a punch"? A fun zombie jamboree.
Abbott Skelding - June 30, 2013 - Report this comment
I could see a video for this being the Thriller for the new generation...oh, wait, you said they don't like that Thriller beat...nevermind. Really funny stuff here, great job!
Matthias - June 30, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm excited now to read Oppa Zombie Style. Liked the Thriller and the Dawn of the Dead mall references. You must of had braaaaaains to put this one together
Max Power - June 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Always the Thriller reference, can never be beaten.
bobpiecheese - July 01, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) You kinda ran outta steam at the end there, but otherwise this was a fantastic addition to the ever-expanding canon of zombie parodies. 555!

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