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Song Parodies -> "Cake And Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Dynamite"

Original Performer:

Taio Cruz

Parody Song Title:

"Cake And Pie"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Cabrera

The Lyrics

I am 11, and was bored and heard this song and I started writing this down. A lot of my friends and I have been doing this for a long time but this is the first post.
I come to eat,eat,eat,eat,
I wear some shoes cause my feet stink stink stink stink
I'm eating all my favorite cake cake cake cake
Give me some space for both my eggs eggs eggs eggs
Yeah Yeah

Cause I eat more and more and more
And I eat more and more and more
Yeah

I eat my breakfast in my bed sometimes
Saying let go of my eggo
I wanna eat more bacon and more fries
Saying let go of my eggo
Cause I'm gonna drink this mug
I'm gonna eat all night
I'm gonna eat it up
Like it's cake or pie
Cause I ate it once
Now I ate it twice
I'm gonna eat it up
Like it's cake or pie

I got some fruits fruits fruits fruits
Get out the way I got to poo poo poo poo
I got the food so I'm gonna chew chew chew chew
Just drop the sprite I came here to eat eat eat eat

Cause I eat more and more and more
I eat more and more and more
Yeah

I eat my breakfast in my bed sometimes
Saying let go of my eggo
I wanna eat more food and drink my sprite
Saying let go of my eggo
Cause I'm gonna drink this mug
I'm gonna eat all night
I'm gonna eat it up
Like it's cake or pie
Cause I ate it once
Now I ate it twice
I'm gonna eat it up
Like it's cake or pie

I'm gonna eat it all whole
I'm gonna be the last one eating
I swallowed all
I'm gonna be the last one eating
Cause I I I wiil eat it
And I I I
I will drink it all
I will drink it all
I'm gonna eat my fries in the air
Fries in the air
Eat my fries in the air

I eat my breakfast in my bed sometimes
Saying let go of my eggo
I wanna eat more food and drink more sprite
Saying let go of my eggo
Cause I'm gonna drink this mug
I'm gonna eat all night
I'm gonna eat it up
Like it's cake or pie
Cause I ate it once
Now I ate it twice
I'm gonna eat it up
Like it's cake or pie.

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