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Song Parodies -> "I Have Dynamite (I Hate My Job)"

Original Song Title:

"Dynamite"

Original Performer:

Taio Cruz

Parody Song Title:

"I Have Dynamite (I Hate My Job)"

Parody Written by:

Theparodier

The Lyrics

I hate my job job job job
I’m getting paid minimum wage wage wage wage
I wanna quit cuz my boss sucks sucks sucks sucks¬
But I have no bucks bucks bucks bucks
To, spend.

Cause it goes on and on and on.
And it goes on and on and on.
Yeah.

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
I need a bed, not an old shed
I need a place to sleep and live my life
I can’t get fi-red, I need my job
But my job is screwed
I can go all night
Without scream-eam-ing
Like there’s dynamite.
Cause I told you once
You should pay me twice
I’ll blow you up
Like I have dynamite

I came to move move move move
Get out of my way way way way
I hate you boss boss boss boss
Just drop the phone or ill burn this down down down down
Yeah, yeah

You can’t call for more policemen
This abuse has to – has to end
Yeah.

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
I need a bed, not an old shed
I need a place to sleep and live my life
I can’t get fi-red, I need my job
But my job is screwed
I can go all night
Without scream-eam-ing
Like there’s dynamite.
Cause I told you once
You should pay me twice
I’ll blow you up
Like I have dynamite

I'm gonna take it all
All your money and your power
I’m gonna blow you up
I'm gonna be the only one standing
Cause I can’t believe your crap
I hate you so much
I'm gonna put my hands in the air
Ha-hands hands in the air
And throw a rock at you you you you you you you you

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
I need a bed, not an old shed
I need a place to sleep and live my life
I can’t get fi-red, I need my job
But my job is screwed
I can go all night
Without scream-eam-ing
Like there’s dynamite.
Cause I told you once
You should pay me twice
I’ll blow you up
Like I have dynamite

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