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Song Parodies -> "It'll Be Alright"

Original Song Title:

"Dynamite"

Original Performer:

Taio Cruz

Parody Song Title:

"It'll Be Alright"

Parody Written by:

Suzy

The Lyrics

enjoy! :D
I watched them prance prance prance prance prance
At preschool
I see my chance chance chance chance chance
‘Cause I always forget my
Pants pants pants pants
Gives me more room for my
Hands hands hands hands
Ye! Ye!
Cuz it turns me on and on and on
Even more on and on and on

Yeah!

I throw your children in my van sometimes!
Saying ayo!
Ima pedo!
I wanna jack off to disney channel!
Ima pedo!
My names pedro!

‘Cause we gon’ rock this van!
Sleepover all damn night!
Vaseline and crabs
It’ll be alright!
Now just take this pill!
Goddammit take this pill!
50 years to life!
It’ll be alright!

Now kiddies move move move move
Make room for Uncle Lou, Lou Lou Lou
We gon drink some jesus juice juice juice juice
Just me in my santa suit suit suit suit

Ye! Ye!

Cause it turns me on and on and on!
Even more on and on and on!

Yeah!

I throw your children in my van sometimes!
Sayin ayo!
Ima pedo!
I wanna jack off to disney channel!
Ima pedo!
My names pedro!

Cause we gon rock this van!
Sleepover all damn night!
Vaseline and crabs
It’ll be allright!
Now just take this pill!
Goddamnit it take this pill!
50 years to life!
It’ll be alright!

We gonna have some fun, like
Naked twister! Who’s the last one standing!
High and buzzed on
That really expensive cocaine laced candy!
‘Cause I, I, I Believe it
And I, I, I
I want some of yall! I want some of yall!
I’m gonna throw your children in my van!
Children in my van!
Throw your children in my van!

I throw your children in my van sometimes!
Sayin ayo!
Ima pedo!
I wanna jack off to disney channel!
Ima pedo!
My names pedro!

Cause we gon rock this van!
Sleepover all damn night!
Vaseline and crabs!
It’ll be alright!
Now just take this pill!
Goddammit take this pill!
50 years to life!
It’ll be alright!
MINE!

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Amber - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I love you. :D so awesome.
Chann Studios - November 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, can I use these lyrics for YouTube?

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