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Song Parodies -> "Shoot Up The Bar"

Original Song Title:

"Break Your Heart"

Original Performer:

Taio Cruz

Parody Song Title:

"Shoot Up The Bar"

Parody Written by:

Musical Gunny

The Lyrics

Now I could be the worst of the worst but you better respect me and my Uzi
I might shoot up this bar, but I might not make anyone bleed
So maybe this is a good reason to step up your security
You thought I was being ludicrous but now I’m hear you’re about to see

Now listen to me barkeep
Before I start up shooting
Could I just get a beer?
So this won’t be a memory

If you refuse me
Then you won’t be pleased
Imma pump you lead
And you’ll be dead
Yeah you’ll be dead

I’m only gonna shoot up shoot shoot up the bar
I’m only gonna shoot up shoot shoot up the bar
I’m only gonna shoot up shoot shoot up the bar
I’m only gonna shoot up shoot shoot up the bar

Woah, woah

There’s no point tryin’ to stop it
Or try to evade it
If I want you shotted
Then that’s what’s gonna happen

If you refuse me
Then you won’t be pleased
Imma pump you lead
And you’ll be dead
Yeah you’ll be dead

I’m only gonna shoot up shoot shoot up the bar
I’m only gonna shoot up shoot shoot up the bar
I’m only gonna shoot up shoot shoot up the bar
I’m only gonna shoot up shoot shoot up the bar

Woah, woah

Hey
And I know cops gonna get
Me for bein’ psycho
But if you think this is bad
Thank God I’m not The Joker
If you refuse me
Imma pump you lead
And you’ll be dead

I’m only gonna shoot up shoot shoot up the bar
I’m only gonna shoot up shoot shoot up the bar
I’m only gonna shoot up shoot shoot up the bar
I’m only gonna shoot up shoot shoot up the bar

Woah, woah
(c) Kieran Dell 9/10/2010

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