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Song Parodies -> "Died Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Dynamite"

Original Performer:

Taio Cruz

Parody Song Title:

"Died Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Scott E. Carpenter

The Lyrics

Take a Cruise Died Tonight
I throw my pants up in my hair at night
Screaming let go!
Of my Eggo!
I wanna sell fish bait. Forgive my wife.
She screams let go!
Of his Eggo!

I went to France, France, France, France
I just adore
'Cause they got, plants, plants, plants, plants
I'm wearing my baseball mitt
Tanned, grand, hand stand
Give me space for my big man glands, man glands
Ye, ye
I wear my thong out on my lawn
My neighbors saw my balls are gone

Yeah!

I throw my pants up in my hair at night
Screaming let go!
Of my Eggo!
I wanna sell fish bait. Forgive my wife.
She screams let go!
Of his Eggo!

'Cause we gon' lock this shrub
We gon' fly a kite
We gon' write to Tupac
Like he died tonight!
'Cause my belt’s undone
Birth control device
We gon' write to Tupac
Like he died tonight!

A cow goes moo, moo, moo, moo
Get out the way ‘cause I gotta spew, spew, spew, spew
Ooops I threw up on your shoe, shoe, shoe, shoe
You didn’t see me drop a poo, poo, poo, poo

Ye, ye

I wear my thong out on my lawn
My neighbors saw my balls are gone

Yeah!

I throw my pants up in my hair at night
Screaming let go!
Of my Eggo!
I wanna sell fish bait. Forgive my wife.
She screams let go!
Of his Eggo!

'Cause we gon' lock this shrub
We gon' fly a kite
We gon' write to Tupac
Like he died tonight!

'Cause my belt’s undone
Birth control device
We gon' write to Tupac
Like he died tonight!

I’m gonna take it all off,
I’m gonna be the first one naked
Rubbin’ Crisco all on
Can’t wait to be the first one naked
'Cause I, I, I, I’m retarded
And I I I
I washy wax off
I washy wax on
I'm gonna put my pants in my hair
Pants in my hair
Put your pants in your hair

I throw my pants up in my hair at night
Screaming let go!
Of my Eggo!
I wanna sell fish bait. Forgive my wife.
She screams let go!
Of his Eggo!

'Cause we gon' lock this shrub
We gon' fly a kite
We gon' write to Tupac
Like he died tonight!
'Cause my belt’s undone
Birth control device
We gon' write to Tupac
Like he died tonight!
Copyright ( c ) 2010 Scott E. Carpenter. All rights reserved.

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Blaydeman - October 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Honestly, not funny at all.

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