Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Take a Snooze- Make Straight A’s(Remix) Lyrics"

Original Song Title:

"Break Your Heart (Remix) Lyrics feat. Ludacris"

Original Performer:

Taio Cruz

Parody Song Title:

"Take a Snooze- Make Straight A’s(Remix) Lyrics"

Parody Written by:

Scott E. Carpenter

The Lyrics

I like to picture Ludacris talking smack like this.
Take a Snooze- Make Straight A’s(Remix) Lyrics

(feat. Pooty-Hips)

[Pooty-Hips]
(Whoa) POOTY!
Now I may not be Kanye West
But I think Taylor Swift is as cute as can be (whoa)
And you may be really smart
But I don't really think there's anybody as dumb as me (whoa)
So you can break dance, in the end
Everybody's gonna be ordering me a Happy Meal (whoa)
You might say this is Pooty-Hips
But Taco Bell has a cool snack meal!

[Take a Snooze]
My friends all think I’m crazy (uh uh oh oh)
But they just can’t believe me (uh uh oh oh)
They call me brown-noser (uh uh oh oh)
Something you can’t achieve, no! (no no no no)

If you call on me
I'll say thanks and please
Test scores off the chart
Told you from the start, baby I’m real smart

I'm only gonna make make A’s, make make straight A’s[x4]
Whoa, whoa

There's no point crying about it (uh uh oh oh)
No way you’ll make the grade, oh! (uh uh oh oh)
I can solve any math problem (uh uh oh oh)
And I’m never misbehavin’ (uh uh oh oh oh)

If you call on me
I'll say thanks and please
Test scores off the chart
Told you from the start, baby I’m real smart

I'm only gonna make make A’s, make make straight A’s[x4]

[Pooty-Hips]
That's all I'm gonna do teacher
(Whoa) Listen, I'm only gonna take your tests
And shatter your class in little bitty pieces (whoa)
Whether or not you get your answer key
The grade curve is steeper and losers sleepers (whoa)
See I'm not trying to use my brawn
And I don’t care how you feel (whoa)
You might say this is Pooty-Hips
But take a snooze ‘cause I’m the real deal!

[Take a Snooze]
(“A”) and I know Dora’s gonna use Backpack for finding that gold (“A”)
Like when I’m in the buff I eat corn that is bad and I talk on the phone (“A”)
If you call on me I'm only gonna talk about Descartes (“A”)
I’m a work of art (“A”)

I'm only gonna make make A’s, make make straight A’s[x4]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Copyright ( c ) 2010. Scott E. Carpenter. scarpenter44@windstream.net. All rights reserved

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 1
 1
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/taiocruz2.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 507