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Song Parodies -> "Baker for Walmart (Remix) Lyrics feat. Moody-Lips"

Original Song Title:

"Break Your Heart (Remix) Lyrics feat. Ludacris"

Original Performer:

Taio Cruz

Parody Song Title:

"Baker for Walmart (Remix) Lyrics feat. Moody-Lips"

Parody Written by:

Scott E. Carpenter

The Lyrics

Take a Cruise – Baker for Walmart (Remix) Lyrics (feat. Moody-Lips)
[Moody-Lips]
(Whoa) MOODY!
Now I might be cursed in the west
But you gotta check out my lonely knee (whoa)
And I’m not Bret Hart
But I don't really think there's anyone as dumb as me (whoa)
So you can take my pants, in the end
I’m gonna be singing better than Seal (whoa)
You might say this is Moody-Lips
But I take cruise with a banana peel!

[Take a Cruise]
Now listen to me baby (yum yum yum yum)
Before I start to squeeze you (yum yum yum yum)
I’m a Walmart cake baker (yum yum yum yum)
So don’t be so naïve, ya! (yum yum yum yum)

If you fall on me
I may use cream cheese
I make éclairs and tarts
Told you from the start, baby no Pop-Tarts

I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake for Walmart [x4]
Whoa, whoa

There's no point trying to fry it (no no no no)
No point trying to trade it (no no no no)
I know you’ll like my frosting (yum yum yum yum)
Cupcakes you will be craving (yum yum yum yum)

If you fall on me
I may use cream cheese
I make éclairs and tarts
Told you from the start, baby no Pop-Tarts

I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake for Walmart [x4]

[Lucious-Lips]
That's all I'm gonna do woman
(Whoa) Listen, I ordered chocolate frosting
With Elmo on top and little Reece’s Pieces (whoa)
Whether or not you threw it on the floor
Then you’ll find a sweeper and my shoes are sneekers (whoa)
See I'm not trying to feed my mom
No I just want a cheap ol’ deal (whoa)
You might say this is Moody-Lips
But take cruise with a banana peel!

[Take a Cruise]
(Bake!) and I know Congress is gonna take my taxes for being in the hole(Bake!)
Like I gotta barf, my song is bad and I’m not full grown (Bake!)
If you fall on me I'm only gonna bear you a fart (Bake!)
Told ya I’m not smart (Bake!)

I’m only gonna bake, bake, bake for Walmart [x4]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Copyright ( c ) 2010. Scott E. Carpenter. All rights reserved.

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M D@WG - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
OKAY I THINK THAT 2010 IS ALMOST OVER PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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