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Song Parodies -> "She's a Furry, Wild!"

Original Song Title:

"Don't You Worry Child"

Original Performer:

Swedish House Mafia

Parody Song Title:

"She's a Furry, Wild!"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I recently went out with a girl who was into the Furry culture. She didn't wear the mascot suit but she liked wearing cat ears and chilling inside of a large pet crate. Really strange woman and I don't see the appeal of pretending that you're an animal but I'm an open minded guy... Still a zany enough culture to talk about.
There is a kind
Of folks who wear a weird desguise
With a head of foam
To have a fling and make an critter moan, whoa
At AnthroCon
Beastiality's not their draw
But dress like dogs
Poodle faces are in their porn

Gives me the chills, What makes their beds shake
In cat ears it makes my headache
Why are these members so freaking strange?

My girlfriend
Is a furry, Is a furry, Wild!
She's turned on by a fuzzy suit
She's a furry, She's a furry, Wow!
Yeah

Chick's a furry, she is furry styled!
Her tail's blowing my mind, dude
Why a furry? Why a furry? Wow!
Yeah

It blows my mind
Landed a girl with a great behind
She's into squirrels!
Not in the park but on some odd web sites
Where they're well-hung
They're spread eagle on a fence
In leopard print thongs
I think I need my eyes cleansed

She gets a thrill when we and go see Swan Lake
"Where are the swans?" I heard her say
But she'll get tremors when "Sonic" plays

What's in her head?
Babe's a furry, Made that furry smile
So crazy but she's really cute
She's a furry, Such a furry, Wow!
Yeah!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

This woman makes me so confused!

Made that furry, Made that furry riled
A fetish for those chipmunk toons
Sees them scurry, sees them scurry now
Yeah

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yeah!

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Rob Arndt - February 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Furrfect- 555!

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