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Parody Song Title:

"On Fries"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The joys of working fast food!
Entry level job is the norm
Get out and work- right?
Filling out apps, interviews
Fast food and a uniform
I got employed

I wanted experience I never had
Min. wage, slow pay hikes
Got a name badge and a hat
I felt alive...

First day on the job and I was all ready to go
Backline, menu memorized, things arranged
Ready to process food for here or to go
But then... Surprise!
In front of the fryers- Oh no!!!
I nearly died!

I'm all greasy!!! [4x]
I'm on fries!!! [4x]

Waited for a change everyday
AM said that things were fine
Everyone in their proper place
I lost my mind!


I'm all greasy!!! [4x]
I'm on fries!!! [4x]

Fries and salt, and I'm all greasy!!! [8x]

This is not right, must be a mistake
Team members are supposed to rotate
I worked and I worked and I slaved and I slaved
I didn't even care about how much I got paid
I knew what I wanted; but I never got it
Threw off the shirt and name badge, just tossed it
Walked right into the office
And said, "F' you!!!"

'F' Jack too!!! "

And I went searchin'
I went searchin'
I went searchin'
I went searchin'
I'm off fries (I got out, but I went searchin')
(I got out, but I went searchin')
I'm off fries (I got out, but I went searchin')
(Got a new job, Burger King yearnin')

"Great decision you made, Son,
let's start you on fries"

Lies! All lies! [4x]

" Hey Pizza-face, two Large fries!!! "


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