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Song Parodies -> "Fastest LSR Car"

Original Song Title:

"Lucifer"

Original Performer:

Shinee

Parody Song Title:

"Fastest LSR Car"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is a parody of a Korean boy-band group SHINEE song called "Lucifer". I used the Romanized, English translated lyrics as a base model for my version which is loose on the lyrics and pace to accommodate the tech info and yet kept the feeling of the song romantic- but between a racer (Hans Stuck) and his LSR (the Mercedes T80, aka Schwarzvogel). The Blackbird itself looks like the very first Batmobile and for 1940 it was revolutionary for LSR engineering. the details are in the song parody. Below in the comments box are pics.
Even if I try to race you, I can’t deny my pride
You are the mighty Schwarzvogel (Blackbird), no one in the world can deny
You were built for speed, and even if we had won the race, despite the war
The incredible Mercedes T80 is the fastest LSR car

Tie me down, strap me in
Then let the Dessau Autobahn race begin
Set for Record Week, January 1940
Cancelled due to world war
Infuriated the Fuhrer
Still, you are the fastest, I put my faith in you only

Your undeniable speed as the fastest LSR car
Your undeniable aerodynamics as the fastest LSR car
No machine even comes close to you
No other could win the race
Now it is much too late
Even with a drag co-efficient of 0.18

When I first saw you, I couldn’t believe my eyes
As if someone was stealing my heart, a shocking surprise
You took away all, all, all, all, all, all of my fear
You made my heart beat faster when I put you in gear

Tie me down, strap me in
Then let the Dessau Autobahn race begin
Set for Record Week, January 1940
Cancelled due to world war
Infuriated the Fuhrer
Still, you are the fastest, I put my faith in you only

Enclosed cockpit, low sloping hood, rounded fenders, elongated tail booms

You were to be a German propaganda tool
Seen all around the world on German television
Dr. Porsche felt that we couldn’t get any more perfection
Only stare at you, I want to drive you more, more, more, more, more, more
Only stare at you, you’re the center of racing, racing, racing, racing, racing, racing

Never before, had something so incredible come along, with wings
27 feet long and 11 feet wide, six wheels, three axels
44.5 liter engine, weight 2.7 metric tons

Tie me down, strap me in
Then let the Dessau Autobahn race begin
Set for Record Week, January 1940
Cancelled due to world war
Infuriated the Fuhrer
Still, you are the fastest, I put my faith in you only

I feel like I’ve become obsessed with you, trapped in a glass cockpit
I live to race you, but that dream is denied
You have the engine of a Bf 109 fighter, Methanol-water injection booster
I think I’ve become disillusioned
I think I’m only getting more and more attached to you

Enclosed cockpit, low sloping hood, rounded fenders, elongated tail booms

I just want to race you, and push through
To a top speed of 465 mph, but…
We’re not going anywhere
I’ve waited so long for this race, but we’re through…

Your beauty captured me
As the years went by, it became harder
You became my obsession
600,000 RMs lost, my heart is bleeding
When it’s about time for me to say goodbye,
the T80 comes to me in a vision, saying “race me”
Even though I knew it wasn’t really true
It was all a fantasy

Tie me down, strap me in
Then let the Dessau Autobahn race begin
Set for Record Week, January 1940
Cancelled due to world war
Infuriated the Fuhrer
Still, you are the fastest, I put my faith in you only

I feel like I’ve become obsessed with you, trapped in a glass cockpit
I live to race you, but that dream is denied
Garaged in Austria, there’s nothing I can do
So I will never race you…

Tie me down, strap me in
Then let the Dessau Autobahn race begin
Then let the Dessau Autobahn race begin
Hear the mighty 3000 hp DB 603 engine roar

Enclosed cockpit, low sloping hood, rounded fenders, elongated tail booms

No one can deny
Your undeniable speed as the fastest LSR car

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Rob Arndt - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
"Lucifer" English lyrics for comparison. This was loose b/c I wanted the tech details in: Even if I try to avoid you, I can’t find a place to hide I’m trapped by you, who I can’t even deny If it was love, if you really loved me, don’t do this to me Her whisper is the Lucifer *If you tie me down and trap me Then the love is also tied down The future is also tied down It can’t grow anymore Freely empty yourself and look at me I’ll fill you only, I’ll completely fill you only Your undeniable spell is the Lucifer Your undeniable magic is the Lucifer When I approach you With your angelic face Say the reason you live is for me Say it When I first saw you, I stopped for a short time As if someone was tightly seizing my heart, not letting it go (Still) You took all, all, all, all, all, all of my heart just like that You make my heart burn out when you’re not here *If you tie me down and trap me Then the love is also tied down The future is also tied down It can’t grow anymore Freely empty yourself and look at me I’ll fill you only, I’ll completely fill you only Loverholic, robotronic, loverholic, robotronic The love stories I shared with you You look towards the same places I do When we feel that we can’t get any more perfect Only stare at me, you want me more, more, more, more, more, more Only look at me, you’re the center of everything, thing, thing, thing, thing, thing Since before, something has been wrong, you’ve been weird The love I knew left my side, one by one All I have is you *If you tie me down and trap me Then the love is also tied down The future is also tied down It can’t grow anymore Freely empty yourself and look at me I’ll fill you only, I’ll completely fill you only I feel like I’ve become a clown trapped in a glass castle I dance for you, who will never be satisfied You look into me openly, touching my brain I think I’ve become a fool I think I’m only getting more and more attracted to you Loverholic, robotronic, loverholic, robotronic It’s not that I hate you or that I dislike you It’s just that kind of stare is a burden is all I’m not going anywhere I’ve waited like this by only looking at you Your stare captures me As the days went by, it became sharper I’m tired of your obsession I’ve been cut a lot, my heart is bleeding When it’s about time for me to pass out She comes to me like an angel, saying “I love you” Even though I knew it was really you You really confused me *If you tie me down and trap me Then the love is also tied down The future is also tied down It can’t grow anymore Freely empty yourself and look at me I’ll fill you only, I’ll completely fill you only I feel like I’ve become a clown trapped in a glass castle Leave me alone, when I’m free, I’ll be able to truly love you Leave me alone, don’t make me sick of you So I can truly look at you If you tie me down and trap me Then love is also tied down The future is also tied down It can’t grow anymore Loverholic, robotronic, loverholic, robotronic Your undeniable spell is the Lucifer

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