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Song Parodies -> "Big Cats"

Original Song Title:

"Wildcats"

Original Performer:

She-Katz

Parody Song Title:

"Big Cats"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Something different on the Panthera level... In the bottom box are pics, but the old stuffed Pumapard pic is not of the modern mystery Pumapard let loose in Britain and hunted by the Royal Army. That cat has been captured in many pics, but remains elusive on the ground. Here is one of the pics: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/08/article-1109174-02FC9117000005DC-449_468x286.jpg
Lion, the Mighty King of the Pride
Tiger, movin’ through the jungle at night
Puma, with a kill hung in a tree
Jaguar, lurking in the Amazon deep

Cheetah, swift, 70 mph nightmare
Serval, snatch a bird right from the air
Wildcat, as nasty as can be
Lynx, N America roamin’ free

These are just a few
Of the Big Cat breeds
Worldwide there are- seventeen
But what about the newest three???

(Chorus)
Big Cats (big cats)
Like to stalk their prey
Big Cats (big cats)
Out hunting night and day
Big Cats (big cats)
For your safety, best stay away
From those Big Cats, even on Safari
(Deadly as can be) (Deadly, Deadly)

Scary, be wary
But there are three new breeds
Those not found in nature
But born in captivity

These Big Cats
Belong in a Zoo
But one of them
Was in Britain let loose

What’s new???
What's new???

Liger, the biggest cat alive
Tigon, striped Lion next in line
Pumapard, bred illegally
Let loose, hunted by the Royal Army

Big Cats (big cats)
Like to stalk their prey
Big Cats (big cats)
Out hunting night and day
Big Cats (big cats)
For your safety, best stay away
From those Big Cats, even on Safari
(Deadly as can be) (Deadly, Deadly)

Big Cats (big cats)
Like to stalk their prey
Big Cats (big cats)
Out hunting night and day
Big Cats (big cats)
For your safety, best stay away
From those Big Cats, even on Safari
(Deadly as can be) (Deadly, Deadly)

Lion, Tiger, and Puma
Once the biggest cats around
Liger, Tigon, Pumapard
Now wear those three crowns

Big Cats (stalk their prey)
Big Cats (hunt night and day)
Big Cats (best stay away)
Big Cats (deadly, deadly)

Deadly, (Deadly)
Deadly, (Deadly)
Deadly, (Deadly)
Deadly, (Deadly)

BIG CATS!!!









Liger: http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/liger.jpg Tigon: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2193/2105339104_e763aa31fe.jpg Pumapard: http://www.messybeast.com/genetics/pumapard4.jpg

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WCJ - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
This one has me "roaring" for more! 5's! :-)
Rob Arndt - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Oops... forgot about the Jagion!!! So, 4 new Big Cats!!!

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