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Song Parodies -> "Can't Remember to Regret You"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Remember to Forget You"

Original Performer:

Shakira ft. Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Remember to Regret You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In Germany recently, a company ordered some decorative cups with roses that came back with an imprint of Adolf Hitler! Although just 700 of the cups were made and most sold, the recall failed to get Germans to return the majority! Collector's item or fond memories of the Fuhrer???
[Older Generation]
Order placed, couple hundred at most
Decorative cups meant as keepsakes
But upon review, a shocking view
Image from WW2, brought back memories

The way he made us feel, Ja, swayed all of Germany
He was the Fuhrer, leader magnificent
Was quite a show
Revenge he would vow, broke the Treaty (of Versailles)
So where he went we followed, followed, followed

[Chorus 1]
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No!
We can't remember to regret you
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No!
We keep forgetting we should let you go
But when you stare at us, the only memory,
Is goose-stepping in the Third Reich
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No!
We can't remember to regret you
Heil!
We can't remember to regret you
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No!

[Verse 2 - Nazis]
And so he's back again
In the Fatherland
Was our Ubermann
And of course he made mistakes
What we're trying to say is not to regret
SA beat the Commies good, '33 victory

The way he made us feel like
... that we were oh so right
And going to war wasn't stupid
He was German-Pro
The world put us down, but he heard our pleas

[Old Generation]
So where he went we followed, followed, followed, GO!

BLITZKRIEG!

[Chorus 2 - Both]
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No!
We can't remember to regret you
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No!
We keep forgetting we should let you go
But when you stare at us, the only memory,
Is goose-stepping in the Third Reich
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No!
We can't remember to regret you
Heil!
We can't remember to regret you
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No!

[Bridge]
He represented Greater Germany
We'd do anything for AH
It was a shame that he had to die
We'd do anything for AH

He represented Greater Germany
We'd do anything for AH
It was a shame that he had to die
We'd do anything for AH

[Chorus 3]
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No!
We can't remember to regret you
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No!
We keep forgetting we should let you go
But when you stare at us, the only memory,
Is goose-stepping in the Third Reich
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No!
We can't remember to regret you
Heil!
But when you stare at us, the only memory,
Is 2 fronts and a six-year fight
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No! Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-No!
We can't remember to regret you

And all the horrors of World War II...


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Pacing: 3.0
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Total Votes: 8

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Patrick - May 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Did they really think anyone would return an instant collector item? I wonder what that cup would bring on eBay.
Rob Arndt - May 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Nice conversation piece ;-)
Tuttke - May 10, 2014 - Report this comment
pacing was weak, but a very funny song. Your nazi jew angles are always laugh inducing
Rob Arndt - May 11, 2014 - Report this comment
Have you heard the OS? Shakira's singing and chorus match. Rihanna"s is slightly off admittedly

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